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Goldenrods By Otal and Mirithorn

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Posted 21 October 2005 - 09:17 PM

The following was made by Otal mumbling words to a song over the phone, and Mirithorn saying what she heard.

Early Morning frog or fish?
Do I want the vicar's wish?
Praise the lord, Miss Constantine
John or Lennon, now I see

Slow fighting train man
You grew a miniature engine
And I could take a weekend if I played

Tuesday night, just wanna fly
Gonna light it anyway
The urban costume from DeLaySo
So this is all I have to say

Slow fighting train man,
you grew a miniature engine
and I could take a weekend if I played

The only one to win is Janet
And give it up, before the day
and fall in love again I see
for I need Olympian sand

Slow fighting train man
you grew a miniature engine
and I could take a weekend if I played

And you can do the same thing if you played.
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Posted 22 October 2005 - 03:14 PM

It speaks to my heart. It's like it's in the souls of every human. (or atleast humans with weird souls...)
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Posted 22 October 2005 - 04:23 PM

Maybe I'm just showing my ignorance of poetry but I really liked that.
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Posted 22 October 2005 - 06:17 PM

Looking over it, there should not be a So after Delay.

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Posted 22 October 2005 - 06:26 PM

I read your post in surprise, then reread the song. Sadly, I feel that Early Morning: Frog or Fish? isn't an existential question many people struggle with.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 28 October 2005 - 05:44 PM

If you've devoted your life to being a connoseur of frogs and fish it is!
This space for rent. Inquire within.
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Posted 28 October 2005 - 07:53 PM

Yes, those in the frog and fish profession are insulted!

Also, I should mention where the term comes from, but that would give away a later one.
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Posted 29 October 2005 - 03:33 PM

What term? While I'm at it, where does it come from?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 11 February 2006 - 10:50 AM

We have just finished one on "Welcome to the Jungle"



Welcome to the Jungle
We've got funny names
We've gone out and done you all,
How do we know the names?
We are the people left behind
Whether you need me.
Give me all the money money!
We're not young in vain.

In the jungle
Well, I'll never know,
Foreign bringing junior names.
Ah, all I want is your blade.

Welcome to the Jungle
One young 'un down the drain.
If you want to eat on the plane
But someone might complain
And your a very silly girl
That's why I'm on the plane
You can kiss the right rhymes
But you won't get off the plane

You're the young one
Wellcome to the Jungle
You're all my seventeen
Aiee! It's Grace!

Welcome to the Jungle
You see her everyday.
Wish you could be normal
There's no glass on the plane
And you can't get hugged for what you said,
Take your French Fries
You can put your table on
And the undead are in flames

Her Jungle
Welcome to the Jungle
Your servant Ames,
Where's James

I thought you said you'd never
ever want to calm down, yeah!
Who knows where you are?
You're in the Jungle man, yeah!
You're gonna die
You're the Jungle
Welcome to the Jungle
What are you bringing to your Mommy.
In the Jungle
Welcome to the Jungle
Yo, my momma has a brain!
Answer, Jungle!
Welcome to the Jungle!
Welcome to insane days.
There's a struggle
Welcome to the Jungle.
Why do you bring her, too?
I've got a brain! You're drowned! AAH!
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Posted 06 January 2007 - 01:33 PM

And another one has just been finished:

"Travelling Soldier"

Looting's as bad as it gets
Came in with the wind in his armor rings
Sad down in a moving cadillac
With a midget little guy with a bone in his hair
He was a little guy, so they drove for a while.
Said, Would you like to buy an enamel watch?
And talking to me, feeling a little bone
Don't do tonight when Willy's been gone.
Truant cat sat down a bit
Could be Fidel, but I don't care.
I've got an old saddle of doom.
Would you mind if I said "One" back there to you?

(Chorus)
What a crime, I'm gonna have a long night.
Watcha gonna do if you never get older?
Watcha gonna do with a travelling soldier?
The old man's birthday cake is never coming home again.
Can mortis be alone?
Molasses under sky and bone.

Let us get some in camp.
I'll have the honey and bees tonight.
You don't know that all of it might be luck
All of the things you're so scared of.
And they're getting a new one, oh man.
That's a good vision, not a plan
The killer's my agency, go piss off!
Don't worry, I'm all right for soil.

(Chorus)

Well, I'm trying not to co-pay.
Lord, fresh and rythmic. Zing!
Oh man, she said, when you bow your head.
From the list of a greyhound there.
Don't know why noone understands
With a prickly little man watching them.
And one made red all by my cat
With a midget little guy with a bone in his hair.

(Chorus)
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 11:22 PM

Otal Nimrodi and Mirithorn
You guys are awsome!!

How often do you get something
well written and funny in a littl cute package.

You could probably have
your own coffee table book of poetry.

Go national then worldwide.
I would support it.

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and it holds everything together


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