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Posted 30 October 2003 - 02:37 PM

If you haven't seen my articles yet you can find them here:

78 Reasons to Hate Star Wars: Episode I

64 Reasons to Hate Star Wars: Episode II

Additional Reasons to Hate Star Wars: Episode II


These articles generate a lot of email for me. The goal of this new forum is so that people can list their additional reasons to hate the movies and also voice their aggreement or arguments with my points.

The email is getting a bit too much to handle so I'm thinking of redirecting all discussion to these boards.

Please try to keep the talk clean. If you don't have anything intelligent to say then just send your overall criticisms of my character to my email address. Thank you.
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Posted 30 October 2003 - 08:07 PM

Perhaps, just perhaps you should remove your email address from said pages? It still says to send your hate mail to nate@lanceandeskimo.com.
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Posted 30 October 2003 - 09:41 PM

That's actually just on the main page. Most people find them through searching. Perhaps I will remove it anyway. Thanks for the heads up.
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Posted 23 December 2003 - 02:45 PM

Great articles. Do you have plans to make one of the Clone Wars?
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Posted 28 December 2003 - 08:40 PM

I still laugh every time I read them. Hours o' fun!
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Post icon  Posted 05 January 2004 - 09:24 PM

Very thorough, i wonder if the big jester himself has read your list. maybe sending the link to him will make him rething Episode III.

My personal problem with the pod racing scene is that during the race we see anakins mother looking at a small screen focusing on anakins pod racer, fair enough. But where are the cameras in none of the scenes we see Flying droids hovering above the racers.

Im not buying any satelite crap. :yuck:
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Posted 06 January 2004 - 02:38 PM

Probably Jedi magic or something.
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Posted 06 January 2004 - 02:47 PM

You guys are soo lame. It was the force! Is that not obvious? duuuhhhhhh.
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Posted 06 January 2004 - 04:49 PM

Yeah, exactly what I said. Jedi magic.
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Posted 16 January 2004 - 01:34 AM

Once again Chefelf, Great job on your reasons. Hate leads to reasons, and reasons lead to laughter. I went back again just now and I'm smiling ear to ear. nothing new on the forum and need a fix? just pick a page see how it's really done.
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Posted 11 February 2004 - 08:55 AM

You've all seen 19 Reasons why Episode III was a stupid, pointless movie, right? Via procognative powers, I was able to put that up on 5/29/03.
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Posted 11 February 2004 - 10:49 AM

QUOTE (Lefty @ Feb 11 2004, 08:55 AM)
You've all seen 19 Reasons why Episode III was a stupid, pointless movie, right? Via procognative powers, I was able to put that up on 5/29/03.

Those 19 reasons are great. However, they are just a starter. Always emotion is the future, Lefty. It is difficult to see exactly how many reasons there will be. I guess somewhere in the 80's.
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Posted 12 February 2004 - 08:10 AM

QUOTE (Chefelf @ Feb 11 2004, 10:49 AM)
Those 19 reasons are great. However, they are just a starter. Always emotion is the future, Lefty. It is difficult to see exactly how many reasons there will be. I guess somewhere in the 80's.

If you can't knock out at least 100 of these babies Nate then at least I'll be able to say that Lucas did surprise me with Indulgence III in some way, becasue my money is on the 100+ reasons.
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Posted 13 February 2004 - 02:35 PM

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If you can't knock out at least 100 of these babies Nate then at least I'll be able to say that Lucas did surprise me with Indulgence III in some way, becasue my money is on the 100+ reasons.


Oh trust me, he will. The whole list of 'why Episode 2 sucked' hit the 103 mark if you include my reasons in it. I really think that Episode 2 was worse than the first, and if I'm not wrong about this, the 'finale' is going to be the worest. I know this because of all the stuff that he was supposed to explain in the first two movies aren't there, and he's going to have to cram so much into a 90 minute movie that it's bound to a load of s**t no matter how you look at it.

Of course, that's only *IF* Lucas decides to tie-in everything, more likely he's going to make the movie a bunch of special effects and cheesy dialogue like he did in AOTC.
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Posted 13 February 2004 - 03:13 PM

Lucas could renumber the OT, and release 4 more movies (includ. ep3) to fill the space. that way he could change his story on how many films there were to be (from 9 to 6, back to 9) as he is wont to do. while also continuing the wonderfully deliberate fashion of explaining the remarkable character development of jar-jar binks.

(I certainly hope we'll see webfoot binks slapping his hands together in the throne room scene!) wink.gif
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