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Plans for world domination errr... plans for world domination?

#1 The Soul American Fan Of Yahtzee

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Posted 04 April 2004 - 07:05 PM

In keeping with the theme of my life I feel I wil share my latest failproof plan for world domination. I will take over antartica and then name it some random mundan thing like "Chicken" or "That big freakin cold island in the middle of the ocean where noone's dumb enough to live". Then, I will gather and train an army of penguins till they are loyal to me. And we will take over, and I will rule, and the penguins will have lifetime supplies of fish [they demanded it in the contract] and... err, I will make good laws and support Yahtzee's bring back spanking campaign and then I'll shutup since this is getting too long and pointless...

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Posted 04 April 2004 - 09:18 PM

Too late; looks like they've started amassing an army without you.....

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Posted 04 April 2004 - 09:55 PM

Does "Soul American" just mean "African American"?

#4 The Soul American Fan Of Yahtzee

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Posted 05 April 2004 - 06:26 AM

Yea, well... guess they haven't invented birth controll yet...
"Soul american" just means that during the 5 seconds it took to type my name in I forgot how to spell sole.

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Posted 05 April 2004 - 06:54 AM

And you for some reason think that you're the only fan of Yahtz's that lives in America? Well then...

#6 Chefelf

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Posted 05 April 2004 - 09:07 AM

QUOTE (Heccubus @ Apr 5 2004, 06:54 AM)

And you for some reason think that you're the only fan of Yahtz's that lives in America? Well then...

Pfft. I liked Yahtzee before liking Yahtzee was cool.

Actually, I prefer his older stuff. His new stuff is to commercial.

#7 A Mighty Pirate

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Posted 05 April 2004 - 02:55 PM

I'll show you commercial!

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Posted 05 April 2004 - 03:59 PM

QUOTE (Chefelf @ Apr 5 2004, 09:07 AM)

QUOTE (Heccubus @ Apr 5 2004, 06:54 AM)

And you for some reason think that you're the only fan of Yahtz's that lives in America? Well then...

Pfft. I liked Yahtzee before liking Yahtzee was cool.

Actually, I prefer his older stuff. His new stuff is to commercial.

I'm an American as well, just to inform the few people left who didn’t know that, and I've been devoted/obsessive Follower of Yahtzee since I was fifteen. I'm not entirely sure where that places me, though. When did liking Yahtzee become a fad?

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#9 The Soul American Fan Of Yahtzee

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Posted 05 April 2004 - 05:04 PM

Calling myself The Sole American Fan of Yahtzee was not as much a statement as a reference to a few old jokes I believe Yahtz himself made about the site only bein read by 4 or 5 brits. And what's up my former fellow South Carolinian!

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Posted 05 April 2004 - 07:18 PM

As the guy who runs Yahtzee's server, let me assure you that he gets visited by far more than that now.

Damn bandwidth hound!

#11 The Soul American Fan Of Yahtzee

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Posted 05 April 2004 - 09:55 PM

Yea yea, I know... but remember back when he was talking about stopping with the site and made the comment about "I'm sure the 4 or 5 people who actualy visit this site will be traumatized'? Just a reference to that, no need to actually read anything into my poor reference name.
Anyways, I'll be off now to draw up a replacement to the penguin plan... perhaps something to do with talking goldfish and tennisball launchers? oh well, whatever

#12 Chefelf

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Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:56 PM

Yeah, I know. I'm not giving you a hard time, I'm just being an ass.

Us Americans have to stick together! If we don't it'll be a lot harder for us to do our normal job of making the rest of the world despise us.

Cheers!

#13 The Soul American Fan Of Yahtzee

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Posted 06 April 2004 - 07:42 AM

Yea, and we are very good at that job too! If there are any people from other countries that need proof, look who we elected as our leader to deal with you. [or more accurately, who we didn't elect but he won anyway... democracy sucks]

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Posted 06 April 2004 - 09:55 AM

Yeah. Well, England is pretty much the same thing. It has a do-nothing Royal family soaking up money left and right and then they elect a jackass to lead the country. Instead we have a jackass who soaks up all the money and is a multi-millionaire with no Queen.

It's the same in all America-loving countries I suppose. Though I'd rather live in England since it is a better place.

#15 The Soul American Fan Of Yahtzee

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Posted 06 April 2004 - 11:24 AM

I'm getting more and more sure we should just do like the keys did. They elected the most popular bartender mayer. At least a bartender would throw better parties than Dubya. Not to mention a bartender is better at not getting into 3 trillion dollers debt too...