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Man Beaten And Arrested For Crossing Road Thursday, January 11, 2007

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 04:08 AM

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Jaywalking don hit by full force of the law
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A distinguished British historian who tried to cross a road in Atlanta, Georgia, has complained of being wrestled to the ground, pinioned by five police officers and incarcerated.

Felipe Fernández-Armesto, 56, visiting Professor of Global Environmental History at Queen Mary, University of London, was attending the conference of the American Historical Association last Thursday when he was caught jaywalking.

“I’m a mass of contusions and grazes,” he said in an interview shown on the website YouTube.

“I come from a country where you can cross the road where you like,” he said. “It hadn’t occurred to me that I wasn’t allowed to cross the road between the two main conference venues.”

He was not the only historian so to offend. A policeman called Kevin Leonpacher led a crackdown on the scholars, cautioning several before confronting the British professor, whose work has been compared to that of the 18th-century greats Gibbon and Montesquieu.

“I didn’t appreciate the gravity of the offence,” he said. “And I didn’t recognise him as a policeman. He was wearing . . . a bomber jacket, like a jerkin.”

The officer asked the professor for identification. The professor asked the officer for identification. Officer Leonpacher then told him that he was under arrest and, according to the professor, subjected him to “terrible, terrible violence”.

He said: “This young man kicked my legs from under me, wrenched me round, pinned me to the ground, wrenched my arms behind my back, handcuffed me.” As he bridled at this treatment, Officer Leonpacher called for help and soon “I had five burly policemen pinioning me to the ground”.

His colleagues were astonished. It was “like he was Osama bin Laden or something”, said Lisa Kazmier, a historian from Philadelphia.

The professor had hoped to spend the afternoon listening to his fellows discoursing on arcane topics. Instead, he was handcuffed to another suspect in a “filthy paddywagon” and fingerprinted in a detention centre, where his peppermints were confiscated. His bail was set at £720 and he remained behind bars for eight hours. When he told a judge his side of the story in court the next morning the case was dropped.

Officer Leonpacher was unrepentant, saying: “He chose to ignore a uniformed officer. At what point can anyone say I overreacted?”

The professor’s wife, Lesley, told The Times yesterday: “I suppose it’s lucky he wasn’t shot.”

The professor said that, as an “ageing member of the bourgeoisie”, he found it all educational — and was now seen by many of his colleagues “as a combination of Rambo, because it took five cops to pin me to the ground, and Perry Mason, because my eloquence before a judge obtained my immediate release”.

http://www.timesonli...2541133,00.html (UK link only)


You know, its easy to point and laugh at the hiedoiusly, moronically, violently over-reactive nature of America and its law enforcement agencies, but in all fairness, he did try crossing the road. Who knows what damage he might have done if he'd got to the other side?

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 04:17 AM

I think that policemen's suffering from a severe Frogger-induced trauma. geek.gif

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 07:04 AM

If only he had wings.
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Posted 11 January 2007 - 09:16 AM

That'll learn them edumacated British types not to go around talkin' fancy-like here in America!
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Posted 11 January 2007 - 12:26 PM

Well, it was Atlanta, afterall... I guess with the 90% probability of any walking, talking man in Atlanta being a criminal, the cop decided to play the odds.
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Posted 11 January 2007 - 12:42 PM

Being as crazy as this sounds, it reminds me of the Venom, from the Spider-man comics. Venom would beat on jay-walkers. He had a "different" way of executing justice.
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Posted 11 January 2007 - 01:42 PM

And it worked, damn it! Way better than that wussy spider man! Sure, a guy might still be able to steal a pack of gum on V's watch, but see how many repeat offenders he gets when the mandatory sentence is choking them to death with a lump of symbiot ooze.

As for the story, CLEARLY the only reason to cross a road is for the purposes of terrorism. I understand there was a convention of some sort occuring at the time, perhaps he wanted to blow it up and the cops saved the poor convention goers.

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 03:56 PM

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“filthy paddywagon”


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Posted 11 January 2007 - 04:49 PM

How British can you be if your name is Felipe?
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Posted 11 January 2007 - 06:40 PM

QUOTE (Cyzyk @ Jan 11 2007, 04:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How British can you be if your name is Felipe?


I thought Felipe was a French name...
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Posted 11 January 2007 - 07:38 PM

QUOTE (Chyld @ Jan 11 2007, 04:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You know, its easy to point and laugh at the hiedoiusly, moronically, violently over-reactive nature of America and its law enforcement agencies, but in all fairness, he did try crossing the road. Who knows what damage he might have done if he'd got to the other side?


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QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Jan 11 2007, 01:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And it worked, damn it! Way better than that wussy spider man! Sure, a guy might still be able to steal a pack of gum on V's watch, but see how many repeat offenders he gets when the mandatory sentence is choking them to death with a lump of symbiot ooze.

As for the story, CLEARLY the only reason to cross a road is for the purposes of terrorism. I understand there was a convention of some sort occuring at the time, perhaps he wanted to blow it up and the cops saved the poor convention goers.


I disagree with your conjecture, odds are, it was a convention of Terrorists.
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Posted 12 January 2007 - 02:40 AM

No doubt about those nuclear and biological and chemical weapons Bush and his folks constantly tell us they're dying to use on us.

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Posted 12 January 2007 - 04:03 AM

Curses! You wily Americans discovered our very British plan to destroy you using nuclear-armed history professors! Well, back to the tea and crumpet bombs.
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Posted 12 January 2007 - 05:16 AM

I had made a reply about the paddywagon, but it didn't post, and I didn't want to retype it. Thanks to Despondent, now I don't need to.

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Posted 12 January 2007 - 11:58 AM

Nobody can use the english language better than a educated brit. Seriously, the guys comments read like poetry.
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