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Posted 08 January 2007 - 05:03 PM

Go to any webpage. Replace the URL in the address bar with this line of code:

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java script:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);


Watch the fun!
It might work better on some pages than on others. Just try it around a bit. If it works properly, you should see a whole lot of really crazy things happening onscreen. biggrin.gif
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Posted 08 January 2007 - 05:12 PM

You quite sure on that one, old bean? Firefox tries to Google it, and IE just won't play along and load it at all.
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Posted 08 January 2007 - 06:43 PM

whoa, that's crazy!

(try making 'java script' into one word rather than two.)
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Posted 08 January 2007 - 06:46 PM

Javascript and DHTML for the win! I've seen this before. It works best with Google's homepage, methinks.
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Posted 08 January 2007 - 07:07 PM

It doesn't seem to work on both of the browsers I tried.
To me it looks graph related.

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Posted 08 January 2007 - 08:22 PM

Whoo! Fun! Everything's all swirly! laugh.gif
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Posted 08 January 2007 - 09:17 PM

Whoa! That was pretty interesting. I had to hunt down the "Add reply" button.
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Posted 09 January 2007 - 03:40 AM

Yeah, you gotta have javascript as all one word, and run it in IE. But YAY MOVING PICTURES! laugh.gif
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Posted 09 January 2007 - 04:40 AM

Not true!
That's a direct copy and paste of the code that I tried it with, and it worked fine for me in FireFox.
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Posted 09 January 2007 - 08:25 AM

Well then, my computer just sucks ass then.
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Posted 09 January 2007 - 12:49 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Jan 8 2007, 08:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Javascript and DHTML for the win! I've seen this before. It works best with Google's homepage, methinks.

wow, you're right blink.gif
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Posted 10 January 2007 - 07:42 AM

I tried it in Firefox, it works fine as long as I deleted the space in java script.
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Posted 10 January 2007 - 11:00 AM

QUOTE (SimeSublime @ Jan 10 2007, 12:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I tried it in Firefox, it works fine as long as I deleted the space in java script.

Same

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