[Cyzyk]

But they need to be more concise and punchy. Not that mine are funny or punchy, but they are concise. Punchy conciseness (or concise punchyness) is integral to quality.

[Deepsycher]

I'll say mine has effects on me. My perception of quality is not the same but wasn't my last one brief? Despite the two usages I intended.

As Cyzyk says it needs to be brief and punchy, you can have him for the job.


Here are my toughts:

Earlier I decided that I got better things to do than to certify fat pieces of slab.
I am not going to use my free time to slap labels like in a meat packing factory.


By the way I don't work FOR people.
I work WITH people.

I have my own small site to work on.
No thanks Offer refused...

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 30 December 2006 - 02:18 PM

[J m HofMarN]

Damn you Cyzyk you sunk the deal! Now how am I going to get my fat pieces of slab certified! You son of a bitch!

[Gobbler]

By the way I don't work FOR people.
I work WITH people.

I have my own small site to work on.
No thanks Offer refused...

Ha! That sounded just like some guy I knew who... err... who had some connections and... joined the mafia later on... I'll shut up here. Please don't kill me, I'm all saturated fat.

[Otal Nimrodi]

Come on, we wanted Dee to caption for us.

[J m HofMarN]

Dee, Cyzyk is a twit. He might want concise captions for his stolen pictures of fatties, but no one cares what he wants. The people have spoken, and they want you to caption pictures on Jelly Pufflemur. I'll even find the pictures for you, you can just write up a bunch of sillt captions and I'll post them and everything, as well as giving you a spot as top contributer. You can have Slade's old job.

Don't let one naysayer drag you down, you're going to be a star. The Nazis listened to naysayers and look what came of that!

[Deepsycher]

What happened to Slade's old job did he got tired or was he too busy?

(1) My idea of captions might not agree with everybody. Fact
(2) I am might not be good at captioning for every picture out there especially for fatso's. Fact.

I'll have to stop and ask:
(3) Since when did you ever think I was good at captioning?
(4) Why the behaviour change?
(5) When I get on the stage how do I know that I'll not have pig's blood poured over me whilst one of you pulls the strings from under.


If there is any picture that I'll write captions for it will have to be for a reason. Being fat is not a good enough reason. Writing captions because someone is fat is just going to make me bored.

If someone is porky and I have something against them then I could use their weight against against them. If they haven't done anything wrong like how that lady in the picture could be ignorant to her health, I'll become just as ignorant to all fat people.


Here is a suggestion:

You could try comparing Animal Farm to:
Bush - Pilkington
Tony Blair - Squeeler
Saddam Hussein - Federick
John Prescott - fat pink pig Napoleon
Charles Clark - white pig Snowball

I Know it is weak but this is an example.
That is the work I am willing to do.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 30 December 2006 - 10:37 PM

[J m HofMarN]

I had Slade liquidated. He was insolent.

1: Anyone who dosnt agree with us can fuck off. That's the Jelly Pufflemur way.
2: Well I can get pictures of just generally insane shit, no need for all of them to be fat.
3: Since I found out you were good at captioning I guess.
4: Because your captions rock, and provide something funny for readers to peruse, and I need content for the site.
5: PPAAAAAAAANNNNNCAAAAAAAAAKKE!

"If there is any picture that I'll write captions for it will have to be for a reason. Being fat is not a good enough reason. Writing captions because someone is fat is just going to make me bored."

Like I said, we can alternate.

As for the animal farm deal it might just be funnier to stick to simpler captions. Not everyone reads Orwell, but you'd have to be an alien to not find "Oh no fatty that is a not food no fatty it is too late blargh!" funny.

[Cyzyk]

Yay! I'm a twit! Anyone need a twit for anything? My parents always told me that since I was destined to be an ass since birth, I may as well cut my losses and be a smartass rather than a dumbass.

Besides, the only thing I really want to see pictures of are Vincent Valentine and Quina Quen. Although Vincent is cooler to look at, Quina Quen is a far superior role model and guru.

EDIT: Forgot I'm an SOB too.

This post has been edited by Cyzyk: 31 December 2006 - 11:50 PM

[Dr Lecter]

Cyzyk, take my card.

[Cyzyk]

I wouldn't want to touch that, I don't know where its been.

[J m HofMarN]

Well, neither of us came out any better from this thread.