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Posted 28 December 2006 - 08:11 PM

DS: If you join up I'll pay you to write captions under pictures of fat people you find.

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
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Posted 28 December 2006 - 08:37 PM

I'll try but it would be limited to working class behaviour and similar to Vicky Pollards.
I was even thinking of writing about that.

Or was that a joke.


Really I don't think I'll sign up. In future I'd like to formally host my own when I have something creative to demonstrate. Otherwise it would be another Animal Farm whilst I do all the work and get no pleasure.

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Posted 29 December 2006 - 12:05 AM

Slade can give you pleasure, Slade can give you much pleasure. I'm completely serious. I'd totally give you a spot with Jelly Pufflemur writing captions for stupid photos.

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- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
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Posted 29 December 2006 - 12:36 PM

Yeah. Nothing like a bit of Deepsycherian flair.
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Posted 29 December 2006 - 01:28 PM

*madness-senses tingling*

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Posted 29 December 2006 - 02:14 PM

Perhaps you guys are right. DS, as a test, write a few possible captions for this image:


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Posted 29 December 2006 - 04:55 PM

""Why are these things always half empty? I like a full serving!"
"Ooh, it gives a double handful. Too bad I only have one hand."
Tolerance is another word for Apathy
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Posted 29 December 2006 - 05:24 PM

That must be the worst Deepsycher imitation I've seen so far...

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Posted 29 December 2006 - 06:57 PM

If I am going to get used for a decoration of stupidty you can forget it.
But if not:

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Dec 29 2006, 02:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Perhaps you guys are right. DS, as a test, write a few possible captions for this image:



Probably won't make sense to you but I'll say it anyway:

Miss piggy went to market
To full her heart full of coloured balls
When no man was good enough to please her
In hope that one day hospitals can make pancakes out of her
To please all the sugary little tongues out there not be a pig
Whilst the wolves are blowing people up with their coloured balls
So they can make end's meat on the table too

For true love where sugar is just an illusion but plays no actual part.
It does play a part in body wearing syndromes because what you eat is what you are.
Not that I agree. It can be genetic but which predecessor is to blame for being a piggy?


Is this what you wanted?

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Posted 29 December 2006 - 09:42 PM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Dec 29 2006, 07:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I have an idea:

"Jawbreakers and M&Ms in escape attempt, form small American."

or maybe the M&M is saying "The prophecy is complete! Our end is nigh!"

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Posted 29 December 2006 - 10:11 PM

I have another:

Maximised American MAM goes jawbreaking for more.
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Posted 29 December 2006 - 10:18 PM

See JM? Aren't his captions HILARIOUS?
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Posted 29 December 2006 - 10:40 PM

"For true love where sugar is just an illusion but plays no actual part.
It does play a part in body wearing syndromes because what you eat is what you are.
Not that I agree. It can be genetic but which predecessor is to blame for being a piggy?"

"Maximised American MAM goes jawbreaking for more."

DS- Come work for me. Lecter and Chyld might have exposure, but we have quality. I'll post your pictures and captions on JP once a week if you;re up for it.

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 03:39 AM

"Self-restraint and discipline cover a multitude of sins, but vertical stripes cover them easier."
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Posted 30 December 2006 - 04:40 AM

Give it up already, Cyzyk. Dee's unbeatable when it comes to captions. happy.gif

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