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Posted 18 December 2006 - 07:18 PM

http://www.xbox.com/.../b/bksneakking/

I saw the trailer for this game last night during an episode of Family Guy, and it's just so frighteningly hilarious that I had to share it with you. Apparently this is a real game you can purchase at Burger King. If I had a 360, I'd buy it. Hell, I might buy it anyway because it's so insane.
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Posted 18 December 2006 - 07:29 PM

There are three of these games too! There's Sneak King of course, then there's "Big Bumpin'" which has bumper cars and such, and then the last is some racing game where I'm sure you can pick either chicken mascots for the Crispy or Spicy chicken sandwiches. These games look strangley entertaining.

I might buy the racing one. I was was pretty fond of the two chickens fighting it out on their website a while ago. laugh.gif
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Posted 18 December 2006 - 08:08 PM

That game really does look pretty dumb. I was SO considering getting it...
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Posted 09 January 2007 - 09:29 AM

The oter two games seem fairly generic, but sneaking up on people and giving them burgers? I'm down with that!
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Posted 09 January 2007 - 09:41 AM

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Whatever he said in the above post, I forgot to hit the reply button

Come now Chyld, Ninja Burger have been doing it for years.
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Posted 09 January 2007 - 10:55 PM

I didn't claim it was a unique idea, I claimed that I was down with it. Like a clown. With it.

And its an American promotion? Fuck, there goes the Less Is More Wintereenmas article...
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Posted 10 January 2007 - 07:46 AM

I watched as a friend played it last night - it's pretty silly. I don't think it could hold my attention for longer than about a half hour, but it's fun and silly and worth the $4 or whatever it was - not worth having to eat something from Burger King, though. Luckily, I didn't. It's silly and creepy, but pretty repetitive. You deliver burgers/fries/hash browns/coffee/whatever to people working on a saw mill (not sure if you get more places later or not), and you get more points for the sneakier you are. You can just sneak up behind them, or you can pop up out of trashcans, boxes, woodchip piles, porta potties, etc. You also get more points for bigger kingly flourishes, the more you've done in a row without being spotted, how close you come to the person when you deliver, good hiding places, etc. You complete challenges like "Deliver this coffee to five people without being spotted, and do some nice flourishes just because we said so." *shrug* It's fun for a laugh. BK has definitely capitalized on the creepiness of their advertising mascot - but I wonder if they meant for it to be so creepy so they could do so, or if they're just taking advantage of the opportunity that they hadn't foreseen?
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Posted 10 January 2007 - 09:26 PM

it would be hilarious if hideo kojima decided to make his own parodies of "sneak king" in the next Metal Gear Solid installment (i.e MGS4)...........

Otacon: "Snake, we recieved intelligence that someone seems to be incorporating your stealth moves into their own covert operations."

Snake: "What?!,..you mean someone is using my moves, and stealth tactics, for their own purposes?"
Otacon: "Im afraid so."

Snake: "Who is this person?, do they have military ties?, are they against us?"

Otacon: "He, not they,.just one person, Snake,..goes by the name of Burger King,..or 'The King'"

Snake: "The king huh,..king of what?"

Otacon: "burgers I would presume,.he doesnt seem to be hostile at all,.in fact he wears a solid smile all the time,.apparently the mishap work of a low-budget plastic surgeon."

Otacon: "yeah,..its gets even more strange,..his first mission was set in a woodsaw mill in the backwoods of Tennessee. The workers there even used the same genome therapy as the soldiers in Shadow Moses to alert them of even the slightest noises made by the king...in fact,.The King even used a rip-off version of Mei Ling's Codec to track these workers down."

Snake: "Does he have any arms?"

Otacon: "no weapons from what I can tell,..his mission seems to incorporate espionage into delivering fast food to unsuspecting bystanders,.thats all"

Snake: "fast food delivery huh,..damn!,..where was he at when I was eating snakes and gators in MGS3:snake eater???"

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This post has been edited by mireaux7: 10 January 2007 - 09:31 PM

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Posted 10 January 2007 - 09:45 PM

i actually went out and bought all 3 games. Of the 3, Sneak King is my fav. I expected Big Bumpin to be better than what it was, but I cant exactly complain, considering how cheap these games are.


The only bad thing about Big Bumpin is that the sprites are so small you cant tell sometimes which one is you. The action is fast paced too. It would be like trying to play NHL 2007 from 30 feet away from your tv.

PocketBike Racer is a great game, feels a little generic though, but the racing engine is actually pretty good.

All 3 games are both Xbox and Xbox360 compatible, and for those of you who want the games but hate BK food, you can buy all 3 in a bundle for $10.99 now.

(sorry to sound like a sales ad,.just laying down the info for those who want to know)

My only fear is thinking of how McDonalds may try to come up with similiar games,..yikes!
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Posted 11 January 2007 - 12:32 PM

Yeah... Ronald's always been creepy. Moreso than "The King."
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Posted 12 January 2007 - 02:59 PM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Jan 11 2007, 01:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah... Ronald's always been creepy. Moreso than "The King."


i seemed to have forgot that McDonald's actually has released games before. Its been a while, but I think that they were both released for the Sega Genesis system.

The titles I recall were something like: "Ronald in McDonaldLand" and "Mc Kids"

now, if we could only get a game based off of the "Hooters" restaurant franchise, then I'd be all set!!


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