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Regarding Puffins, Lemurs

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Posted 04 December 2006 - 12:59 PM

She really does know how to talk sweet, doesn't she, Miss Sherwood? happy.gif

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Posted 04 December 2006 - 06:09 PM

Puffins live in Iceland with me, Lemurs live where Chaos reigns.

Match over!
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Posted 04 December 2006 - 07:04 PM

Yes, she does indeed. Welcome Spoony. happy.gif

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Posted 10 December 2006 - 03:29 AM

and now you can read them!!! because the forums are back up! huzzah!!!
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Posted 10 December 2006 - 12:45 PM

...Aren't we missing a lot of posts?

I seem to remember some bits about puffin/lemur hybrid, and jellyfish, and and stuff?
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Posted 10 December 2006 - 12:54 PM

Seems like Chef and carlos had to use a database-backup from the 5th of december to get things running again. Pitty those other posts are gone now, but meh... Lemurs still rule!

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 02:12 AM

http://en.wikipedia....ki/Flying_lemur

FUCK YOU PUFFINISTS. FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE ASS! WOOOO! LEMURS CAN FLY TOO!

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 03:19 AM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Dec 5 2006, 01:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Also, who ever liked puffins in the first place?

*Coughs*
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Posted 11 December 2006 - 08:06 AM

I like puffins...
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Posted 11 December 2006 - 10:13 AM

"misleadingly, since they are not lemurs and cannot fly"
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Posted 11 December 2006 - 11:03 AM

Bah, lemurs aren't even real. Puffins, on the other hand, are living, three-dimensional, multicolored creatures.
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Posted 11 December 2006 - 12:06 PM

Puffins.

Lemurs.

Jellyfish.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 12:07 PM

No contest, really.
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Posted 11 December 2006 - 12:13 PM

Those are three points against them, in my opinion.

Edit: Blah, you people post to fucking fast. >.<

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 01:26 PM

I still go with Jellyfish because that's where the Metroid came from! Ghostly, floating, no eyes, and yet all senses in tact to feed.

laugh.gif They make great snacks for seaturtles!
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