[StarWarsIsUs]

I saw an early episode of "Barney and Friends" once in which Barney's suit was less flexible and a deeper, more bluish purple, his voice was deep and scary and not jovial at all, and he was playing with kids in a junked-up garage with the door closed. All I heard him say was "DANCE, CHILDREN!" and the children danced. It completely destroyed any sensation of the suspension of disbelief and looked like some child molester in a dinosaur costume playing with kids in an old, junky garage. It looked more like a good intro for a particularly disturbing horror film or an episode of "Law and Order: Special Victims Unit."

http://imdb.com/titl...d/nest/33308189




LMAO!