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#46 Gobbler

God damn it, Nappa.

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Posted 12 November 2006 - 06:21 AM

Tell him you've had an accident at the urologist. Nobody's gonna ask anything else beyond that point, trust me.

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Posted 12 November 2006 - 07:49 PM

Hummm... Yahtzee had and accident at the urologist... That is a good one.

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 06:51 AM

QUOTE (FCM @ Nov 11 2006, 01:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

1- Yahtzee also has a job and a girlfriend.

Wait a minute, I knew about the girlfriend, but does he really have a job?

No, I didn't think he eated his daily bread thanks to donations, I just thought he was somehow rich. What kind of job is that?

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#49 Centurion

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 12:32 PM

All i know is when someone hurry someone else, that guy always do work bad. If you hurry yahtzee for a game, you'll get bad game. Lots of examples you can see when you wait some great game and publishers hurry up developers because they not fast till release date, and finnaly you got one of two: Bad game at all, Great game at start that gets crazy boring to end without any outro or with bugs... don't hurry ppl if you want good work

#50 Gobbler

God damn it, Nappa.

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 12:40 PM

Hear, hear.

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#51 Blueskirt

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 05:11 PM

If I understand correctly, both of you imply that us, bunch of rabid impatient n00b fanboys with absolutly no life, have some sort of power over Yahtzee, aren't you underestimating him?

#52 AdamM

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 05:52 PM

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No, I didn't think he eated his daily bread thanks to donations, I just thought he was somehow rich.

His games are played and enjoyed by thousands of people worldwide, but he uses a second-hand bar fridge with only one shelf to store all his food. And it's not even his fridge.

#53 Ninja Duck

Cheer up, emo duck.

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Posted 16 November 2006 - 05:55 PM

It's only been three months, and people are acting like it's Duke Nukem Forever.

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Posted 17 November 2006 - 07:28 AM

Ah sure patience is a virtue, but for people without patience, there's always masturbation to kill off a few months

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cobnat @ Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=174818"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:#FF0000">Lets all have sex with robots until our groins are sore and bloody!</span></span></span></div>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#483D8B"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?</span></span></span></div>

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.</div>

<u><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:#FF8C00">My Getting Huge Progress (Gym and weight gain diet)</span></span></u>
<b>May '07:</b> 11st (154lbs)
<b>August '07:</b> 12st 7lbs (175lbs)
<b>November '07:</b> 12st 9lbs (177lbs)
<b>December '07:</b> 12st 11lbs (179lbs)
<b>January '08:</b> 12st 12lbs (180lbs)
<b>Febuary '08:</b> 13st 2lbs (184lbs)
<b>March '08:</b> 13st 7lbs (189lbs)

#55 David-kyo

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Posted 17 November 2006 - 08:13 AM

Just don't run out of fuel too soon, before the game is out.

Ewww.

#56 Patch

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Posted 22 November 2006 - 01:22 AM

I think this is a bit off topic by now.
Naturally there is no conspiracy here.
It's simple. Adam, the mechanic guy right, opens up the box but is caught by the captain. One or the other touches the idol and something happens which involves them going outside in the two spacesuits. Yes there are two.
I'm willing to try and explain any other questions

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#57 Icey

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Posted 22 November 2006 - 04:06 AM

Well spoken Ninja Duck. I love hove you douchebags go: "Oh Yahtzee can do that, and this and that and this is how Yahtzee lives and eats his scones." like you know him.

Hilarity ensues. I'm looking as much forward to the next game as the next guy, on the forum that is, but I'm not going to whine about it for a year, hoping that Yahtzee just has it on a shelf somewhere and is just tormenting us.

#58 AdamM

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Posted 22 November 2006 - 02:08 PM

Please explain why you consider that scenario so unlikely.

#59 Icey

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Posted 22 November 2006 - 08:13 PM

Because Yahtzee is the Doctor House of the independent game community.

And because I'm an elitist bastard that is going to build a beautiful ivory tower to gain enough height to throw sewage at you lot while having complete safety and dickery covered.