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#1 User is offline   Thudd Icon

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 01:02 PM

One day when i was out hunting i fell into some ice, then your ’scientists’ unfroze me. Your world frightens and confuses me. When i get a text on my razor i think, "Oh No! are there little men writing this message inside my flip-phone?" I don't know, I'm just a caveman.

Bring me your women and 16 olafs of precious stone.





Sabertooth meat tastes biitter.
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Posted 13 November 2006 - 01:35 PM

Now this guy's got a gimmick.

What's an olaf?

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Want a Tarot reading?

PM me, we'll talk.
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Posted 13 November 2006 - 03:27 PM

...Is it supposed to be entertaining? Cute? ...
I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.
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Posted 13 November 2006 - 03:34 PM

A tribute to Phil Hartman, perhaps?
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Posted 13 November 2006 - 04:03 PM

Aww, come on people, be nice to him, he's just a savage.

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 05:06 PM

I don't think he would take kindly to the term savage, hell, if he managed to learn the entire English Language since his unfreezing, he must be pretty civilised.

*Hands Thudd 16 olafs of precious stone, and points to a nearby nightclub*
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Posted 13 November 2006 - 06:34 PM

I think it is a response to those Geico commercials.

You know...
the ones that claims
" it's so easy a caveman could do it"

Right on Thudd, fight the power!

My only question is how did you find a live sabertooth in this century?

Duct tape is like the force....

There's a lightside, a darkside

and it holds everything together


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Posted 14 November 2006 - 02:55 AM

eBay.

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 10:22 AM

I think eBay frowns on the sale of anything animal based.
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Posted 14 November 2006 - 11:26 AM

Well obviously, Thudd, you're a member here. Don't be so hard on yourself, you're not just anything.


But please don't touch the stalagtites. I don't mind, but the stalagmite.
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Posted 14 November 2006 - 04:38 PM

HA!
Despondent, that is pure genius

Duct tape is like the force....

There's a lightside, a darkside

and it holds everything together


There are too many people in the world...We need another plague -Dwight K. Shrute [The Office]
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Posted 16 November 2006 - 10:46 AM

How did you get a RAZR?
WHY do you have a RAZR?

... Why don't I have one? sad.gif
PRECIOUS VELIUS....
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Posted 19 November 2006 - 08:59 PM

AWww Looktothesky,
you could get a Razr,
easily they don't cost $99 anymore,
not for a while actually.

If my grandpa could get one
on his own without my help
you could do it

Duct tape is like the force....

There's a lightside, a darkside

and it holds everything together


There are too many people in the world...We need another plague -Dwight K. Shrute [The Office]
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Posted 28 November 2006 - 08:34 PM

QUOTE (Thudd)
Your world frightens and confuses me.

me too, man. me too.
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