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I eat Lions! How I longed for this...

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Posted 30 October 2006 - 02:58 AM

So here they are, the t-shirts I've been waiting for my whole fuckin' life. Yey.

Truth be told, the only thing that prevents me from spendin' $24.99 on one of them is... that those reasons mentioned on fr.com (i.e. Lions are delicious and good for you, People who eat lions are considered brave and masculine...) aren't printed on the back. sad.gif

Yet.

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Posted 30 October 2006 - 03:53 AM

Well, I don't think you have to wait for long.
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Posted 30 October 2006 - 06:29 AM

For some reason they won't let you put stuff on the back of dark T-shirts. Light and ash grey ones are okay, though. At the moment they just have the site url.

edit: I added the list to the back of the ash grey and ringer shirts, I'll expect the orders to flood in any second now

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Posted 30 October 2006 - 07:43 AM

... Holy hungus.

How in the name of Dr. Rick Dagless did you come up with THIS one?

Whatever the reason, I must have one. NOW.

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Posted 30 October 2006 - 09:09 AM

QUOTE (Dark Comet @ Oct 30 2006, 02:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
... Holy hungus.

How in the name of Dr. Rick Dagless did you come up with THIS one?

After a very late night at the bar, I guess.
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Posted 30 October 2006 - 09:13 AM

QUOTE (Yahtzee @ Oct 30 2006, 12:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
edit: I added the list to the back of the ash grey and ringer shirts, I'll expect the orders to flood in any second now

You got yourself a deal... as soon as I get a hold of a secure connection, preferably somewhere else than at uni. That shirt will look awesome in combination with my blazer. biggrin.gif

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Posted 30 October 2006 - 03:05 PM

Blazer? Then why do you want words on the back if no-one will see them? Does everyone have x-ray vision at your university? Do you attend some kind of Superhero University? Oh my God, are you Wolverine?

Anyway, er... this whole Lions business isn't because I said no-one bought anything from your shop, is it? Truth be told I was cheerfully confident that Sniper Smiley was perpetually flying off the shelves. Maybe.
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Posted 30 October 2006 - 06:27 PM



I really want to buy one of those shirts! BTW, my personal favorite is Simba Stew, which I highly recommend to any fellow lion-eaters.
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Posted 31 October 2006 - 03:05 AM

That's the spirit. thumbsup.gif

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Posted 31 October 2006 - 03:05 AM

QUOTE (AdamM @ Oct 30 2006, 10:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Anyway, er... this whole Lions business isn't because I said no-one bought anything from your shop, is it? Truth be told I was cheerfully confident that Sniper Smiley was perpetually flying off the shelves. Maybe.

I think that the reason is more prosaic: he's hit a financial crisis and needs to start stockpiling cash very fast. Just a guess.
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Posted 31 October 2006 - 07:11 AM

I guess it's more like, "I can do it, so what the hell-?".

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Posted 31 October 2006 - 10:31 AM

I eat alligators and small children, isn't there a T-shirt model avaliable for me?
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Posted 31 October 2006 - 12:57 PM

There's actually a place (or used to be) in Washington DC that serves lion meat for dinner. Very pricey though. Only in Washington.... And no, I haven't been there.

I'm not really big on eating lions, myself -- I would, but I have a lot of problems with swallowing my pride. Har har. I'm surprised somebody didn't use that awful line sooner.

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Posted 02 November 2006 - 06:08 AM

I've sold one shirt so far. Feel kind of bad for the lions now.
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Posted 02 November 2006 - 10:28 AM

Only one? Judging by the enthusiasm around this, I'd thought they bought a lot more...
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