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Posted 27 October 2006 - 10:02 AM

Stealing lines from Toothpaste for Dinner aside, I wrote a poem. Here it is. Can you guess what its about?

On Serenity

Take a star
A little burning
Bring it close
Let it warm you

Free your star
Let it travel
Back to heavens
Whence it came

Oh little star
Where did you go
When morning came
And daylight shone

Elusive star
You burning angel
Come shine again
For days are long
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Posted 28 October 2006 - 06:23 PM

Not bad, this is one that was on your laptop eariler isn't it?

Knowing you its either about getting laid, getting drunk, or getting stoned.

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Posted 29 October 2006 - 11:24 PM

Video Store Haiku

I give them the tape
Sometimes they say
"is it any good?"

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It's impossible to guess what specifically your poem is about. I read it 15 times and can only guess it's about some one or thing that makes you happy. Pretty fucking weak break down but really I have no clue.

This post has been edited by Jordan: 29 October 2006 - 11:27 PM

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Posted 03 November 2006 - 10:51 AM

QUOTE (Dr Lecter @ Oct 28 2006, 11:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Not bad, this is one that was on your laptop eariler isn't it?

Knowing you its either about getting laid, getting drunk, or getting stoned.


It was, and this guy knows my modus operendi too well. biggrin.gif
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 05:53 PM

Haiku for Rabies

Foaming at the mouth
No form and no location
my diagnosis...

Oh, and:

Is anything worth fighting for?
We're born we breathe we die.
And as I walk down to the store,
Knowing well my body's lore
"The skin's the largest organ"
Resting on my kitchen floor.

This post has been edited by Wayne: 14 November 2006 - 05:57 PM

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Posted 28 November 2010 - 10:44 PM

Instead of clogging up the place with extra threads, I figured I'd just apply some of my knowledge of the Necromantic Arts.

A little diddy to the tune of "Hush little baby don't you cry"

Dance my little minions donít you sigh,
Masterís gonna get you an alibi.

If that alibi wonít say a thing,
Masterís gonna try some bribery

If bribery doesnít turn the law aside,
Master will provide a little cyanide.

If youíre afraid of death and canít abide,
Masterís got some contacts on the inside.

If you think you can get out of there,
Master will begin a jail break affair.

Once you are out come back to me,
Masterís planning the crime of the century.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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