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#1 Zewb

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Posted 16 October 2006 - 07:40 AM

Be careful Yahtzee, she may come for you next if you're not careful.

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 04:31 AM

C'mon, she has already achieved the dream of her life, why would she want to take over the position of some British webmaster who runs a humour site, supposedly blackmails powerful people, has a secret volcano base and around fifty forumer lackeys who would even kill in his name?

...

Hang on...

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 08:24 AM

QUOTE (Zewb @ Oct 16 2006, 09:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Be careful Yahtzee, she may come for you next if you're not careful.

Excuse me, I didn't understand.

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 11:31 AM

"I don't want Daddy's passion to ever end. I want to help endangered wildlife Just..Like..He..Did."

"I don't want Daddy's passion to ever end, I'll take over his forums and his dream of taking over the world, then I'll write games Just..Like..He..Did"

Something like that.

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 01:09 PM

QUOTE (David-kyo @ Oct 17 2006, 11:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Does Yahtzee still have that old thing? I thought he lost it after YTOTW ended... the world did blow up, you know...
Just fifty forum lackeys? What?! I thought there were more out there... strange...

Oh, and about this topic... are we going to let a little girl scare us? What are we? Lackeys or Casual Posters? I say we ready the fortress and wait.

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 04:23 AM

I'm just happy that my side of the country is far enough from the zoo to have to be subjected to the ads.

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 06:00 AM

Apparently, the elephant slipped her the tounge and is now facing charges of interspecies sexual abuse against a minor.

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 07:24 AM

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I do, however, invite you to consider the scandal a few years back that concerned Irwin, a baby and said baby's vicinity to a crocodile's gnashing mouth and ask yourself if you, as a child, would harbour a grudge for that sort of thing.

What was this scandal he is talking about? Can someone give me a link to a news website referring to it?

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 10:22 AM

Here.
The problem with this joke is that it was apparently his son he hung in front of the crocodile's mouth.
So the girl has no reason to be pissed off.

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 11:08 AM

Maybe he didn't consider the boy his son...

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 02:58 PM

EDIT: Oh shit, nevermind.

Yes, you see correctly, whole post deleted. I'm not here, and I'm definitely not writing inane stupid crap because I'm tired.

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 03:59 PM

QUOTE (David-kyo @ Oct 19 2006, 03:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Here.
The problem with this joke is that it was apparently his son he hung in front of the crocodile's mouth.
So the girl has no reason to be pissed off.

Hey, if he did it with one baby he probably did it with others.

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 02:55 AM

It's all part of a babies natural development:

+ Get born (easy)

+Learn how to eat (hard)

+ Get hung in front of a crocs gaping mouth by Steve Irwin (RIP) (easy... although staying alive is hard)

+Learn how to take a dump (easy... usually)

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#14 Zewb

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 07:32 AM

I think what Steve Irwin did was very cruel. That croc got all excited, thinking he was going to get a free meal, and he would be able to tell his friends that he just devoured a human infant, which would gain him respect and renown among the crocodile community. But no, Steve pulls the baby away, crushing that crocodiles hopes and dreams.

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