[J m HofMarN]

I recall Yahtzee quipping that there was nothing House Majority leader Boehner could do that wouldn't result in a hilarious headline. Well, hot off the presses from MSNBC.com :

It seems that House GOP leader John Boehner is smarting over a snub by entertainer Jessica Simpson.

The singer-actress reportedly pulled out of attending a GOP fundraiser tonight on the grounds that the charity she is in town to promote, "Operation Smile,” would be compromised by her appearance at a partisan event.

Simpson was slated to meet President Bush and to be a guest at Boehner's table during the gala.

"You know, I really feel like I got bagged," said a forlorn Boehner this morning when confronted by reporters.

"The singer-actress reportedly pulled out"

"Simpson was slated... to be a guest at Boehner's table during the gala."

"You know, I really feel like I got bagged," said a forlorn Boehner"

Any more innuendo and my head will explode.

[Kirby]

"You know, I really feel like I got bagged," said a forlorn Boehner

Sigged!

Edit: Got a link to the article?

This post has been edited by Kirby: 20 March 2006 - 12:19 AM

[J m HofMarN]

here's the story, the hilarity is in a convenient little box down near the bottom.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11849399/

you know, when your name is Boner, and you want to find a less humorous word than "stiffed" it's not a good idea just to move closer to the ass on the male anatomy.

And, honestly, this guy has NO idea what "bagged" means. If Jessica Simpson had bagged his fifty year old ass he would in no way be complaining about it.

Oh, I should have thought of this sooner, but I wasn't depraved enough at the time:

Jessica Simpson sees no place for Boehner in children's oral care.

Jessica Simpson refuses to eat dinner off Boehner.

Boehner regrets trying to enter Jessica Simpson's world.

This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 20 March 2006 - 04:32 AM

[J m HofMarN]

And in even more marvelous Boehner related news:

Extra extra read all about it, Boehner points way to inappropriate contact with young boys!

"Two members of the House Republican leadership, John Boehner and Thom Reynolds, both say they told Hastert last spring about Foley’s sexually suggestive contacts with pages. And former congressional aide Kirk Fordham told the FBI this week he provided details three years ago to Hastert’s chief of staff Scott Palmer. Last week, Hastert defended Palmer by suggesting Fordham told Palmer nothing. Today, Hastert offered a different response, saying, “If anybody is found to have hidden information or covered up information, they really should be gone.”"