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"I don't know where you get your delusions, LASER BRAIN!!!" Oh no she didn't!

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Posted 20 June 2006 - 05:54 PM

If one line could have used changing it has to be this one from ESB. Granted lasers were beyond state-of-the-art back in the early 1980s so one could assume a 'laser brain' was some sort of futuristic put down of cosmic proportions, but nowadays with lasers as a part of everyday routine living, its a non-insult. What the hell is a laser brain anyhow, and what's so insulting about being called one?
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Posted 20 June 2006 - 09:40 PM

if you point a lazer pointer in someones eye it will fuck that eye up, and that person will later need a cornea transplant.

so maybe 'lazer brain' is the notion that someone's brain was rendered unusable by lazer exposure.

or that someone shot him in the brain with a lazer...


he should have called her tiefighter head
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Posted 20 June 2006 - 10:26 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Jun 20 2006, 10:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
if you point a lazer pointer in someones eye it will fuck that eye up, and that person will later need a cornea transplant.

so maybe 'lazer brain' is the notion that someone's brain was rendered unusable by lazer exposure.

or that someone shot him in the brain with a lazer...
he should have called her tiefighter head



Barend, I don't know where you get your delusions, laser-brain...
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Posted 20 June 2006 - 11:44 PM

i make them up as i go along, mortar face
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 10:07 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Jun 21 2006, 12:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i make them up as i go along, mortar face


Scruffy Looking Nerf Herder would have been more damaging.....
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 10:14 AM

Or how about

Gungan-ears.

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 10:15 AM

Bantha fodder anyone?

Wermo!!

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It seems like everyone is over the nitpicking. Too bad.
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 11:14 AM

Oronto Bosh YIP YIP! yell.gif

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 12:53 PM

ahh teeneee
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 01:18 PM

How about "Lucas Lover"?

Preeks...
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 01:42 PM

Well now that ET is in the Star Wars galaxy:

"It was nothing like that penis breath!"
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 05:36 PM

Wow, it's interesting to note that horrible dialogue also exists in the original trilogy. Go figure!
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 07:39 PM

Horrible dialogue exists EVERYWHERE in the PT. What of it I can remember was particularly horrible.

In fact, horrible dialogue exists everywhere in real life.
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 09:39 PM

It's easy to spot bad dialogue in the OT. Why? It ain't the norm.

M'lord.
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 10:14 PM

Zip it, thruster breath.
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