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Posted 22 September 2006 - 12:22 PM

Burned like hell eh? It cant be any worse than when I put the rum on the pirate cereal and ate/drank it. Hair removal aisle here I com!

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Posted 23 September 2006 - 06:11 AM

I guess it wouldn't be so bad if you kept it shaved, but the growing back process is kind of itchy and unpleasant. And... I have no life partner to be considerate of sad.gif
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Posted 23 September 2006 - 09:18 AM

QUOTE (Wayne @ Sep 23 2006, 07:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I guess it wouldn't be so bad if you kept it shaved, but the growing back process is kind of itchy and unpleasant. And... I have no life partner to be considerate of sad.gif



Bah! I have no life partner and I don't intend on having a life partner, yet I shave all the time. It's the satisfaction of being clean. Do it for yourself. Everyday you take a shower, shave that monster. It looks retched like some Hellish animal.
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Posted 23 September 2006 - 10:55 AM

its all knotted with boils! Like a shillelagh!
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Posted 23 September 2006 - 08:11 PM

QUOTE (Wayne @ Sep 23 2006, 11:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
its all knotted with boils! Like a shillelagh!


unsure.gif Ugh, ...hey, if you've got knots and boils on your dong, you better keep that to yourself, and find a good doctor...
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Posted 24 September 2006 - 05:06 PM

hahahahaha. that is all.
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Posted 25 September 2006 - 01:42 AM

this conversation is in danger of becoming boring. one of you must wax your scrotum.
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Posted 17 October 2006 - 06:34 PM

I second that proposal.

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 10:33 PM

I'll do even better! I'm going to go buy some nair!

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 10:36 PM

But I had all these lit melting candles and duct tape ready!

...Or whatever the hell is used for waxing something....

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Posted 18 October 2006 - 09:03 PM

Ummmm yeah you can save that for Voodoo Dog, I don't know how to wax either but I do know this:

duct tape+wax+heat+penis multiplied by idiocy+X where X= possible drunkeness.. well that all adds up to a bad idea.

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Posted 18 October 2006 - 09:12 PM

...

...How much alcohol would it take?
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Posted 18 October 2006 - 10:30 PM

Sime's the mathmagician here, I'll have him solve that equasion for alcohol amount.

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 04:54 AM

It actually varies from person to person. For myself, the amount of alcohol need would be greater then the amount required to render me unconscious. No fucking way am I doing that by choice, alcohol or no. For say, Slade, I'm sure less alcohol would be required. I'd think none at all, if his girlfriend were involved tongue.gif
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Posted 19 October 2006 - 08:04 AM

What about running experiments on a synthetic set of genitals? Maybe pick something up from your local adult shop and glue some wig hair on or something...
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