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GENITAL SHAVING AWARENESS DAY A new campaign by Jelly Pufflemur
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Posted 19 October 2006 - 08:39 AM
Yeah, Miss Sherwood's got talent alright. 
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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J m HofMarN
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Posted 19 October 2006 - 12:50 PM
No I don't think I'll be expirementing with dildos. But there probably will be a pain ridden article on the site when I finally try using nair.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
#34
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 19 October 2006 - 02:41 PM
QUOTE (David-kyo @ Oct 19 2006, 08:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Jane, you are starting to scare me. And that coming from me means something!
And you have no idea how good it feels to hear something like that again. It's been far too long...
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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J m HofMarN
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Posted 19 October 2006 - 09:20 PM
Jelly Pufflemur Forums: Bringing people together... through fear.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Spoon Poetic
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 12:19 AM
I really wouldn't suggest using Nair on the nether regions... The skin down there is very porous and sensitive, so it will really burn. Trust me.
However, I also would suggest trying it, because it will be entertaining.
Just... Don't do it right after a hot shower. I'll at least warn you of that. That would open up the pores even more, and I think your balls would just shrivel up and fall off at that point. And I can't let myself be that sadistic.
However, I also would suggest trying it, because it will be entertaining.
Just... Don't do it right after a hot shower. I'll at least warn you of that. That would open up the pores even more, and I think your balls would just shrivel up and fall off at that point. And I can't let myself be that sadistic.
I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 02:37 AM
Ermm... 
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Jane Sherwood
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 06:22 AM
At which point, I giggle madly.
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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J m HofMarN
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 12:25 PM
Hmmm ominous warnings, that'll be a good set up for my article. Next week on Jelly Pufflemur you'll all get to hear about my excursion to the hair removal aisle and my subsequent misery.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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J m HofMarN
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Posted 25 October 2006 - 09:15 PM
In retrospect I should have known this article would end in me doing something dangerous, stupid, and self destructive, the three Ss and a D of Jelly Pufflemur's prime directive.
I bought the nair today. It's in a very cute bottle and smells cutely of baby oil. I imagine this to be a trick to lull me into security so it can BURN MY NURTS!
I'll have an article up on this when I get the courage for some self mutilation.
I bought the nair today. It's in a very cute bottle and smells cutely of baby oil. I imagine this to be a trick to lull me into security so it can BURN MY NURTS!
I'll have an article up on this when I get the courage for some self mutilation.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 26 October 2006 - 02:07 AM
... dunno if I should look forward to those pictures or not...
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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J m HofMarN
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Posted 26 October 2006 - 01:03 PM
Oh come on I may do articles where people draw crude phallic symbols with mspaint but I'm not going to take photos of my own wang. I'll just focus on things that don't involve my nuts when I'm photographing, or maybe just do the article without the aid of pictures.
Also, if I die I want my demise blamed on Jackass somehow, and all the money garnered from the suit to be given to a worthy cause, such as the communist party USA or Fidel Castro.
Also, if I die I want my demise blamed on Jackass somehow, and all the money garnered from the suit to be given to a worthy cause, such as the communist party USA or Fidel Castro.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 27 October 2006 - 01:35 AM
There's no money in there, I'm afraid. They warned you... eh... umm... no wait, I've just remembered that your law system is completely fucked up, so it might actually work.
Go for it!
Go for it!
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 27 October 2006 - 01:36 AM
May I suggest Paris Hilton instead. Lets face it, who wouldn't enjoy taking her money?
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JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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Gobbler
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Posted 27 October 2006 - 01:50 AM
*bows down in front of the allmighty Mr. Sublime*
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?