[J m HofMarN]

Slade and I were talking today (Note: No good can EVER come of this preface) and happened to mention that shaving one's genitals is the considerate thing to do for ones life partner. Some people seem to believe that it's immasculating or dangerous or itchy, but in fact genital shaving can confer numerous benefits:

*less stuff for things to cling to down there
*no more embarassing pubes to fall into your food or that of a friend
*helps to prevent the condition known as sweaty balls
*prevents your partner from getting hair in their mouth when performing various sex acts
*your partner will know that you take their pleasure into consideration
*whoever said you had to be the one to do it? wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.

Genital shaving is safe, and not nics and cuts are no more painful than when shaving your face. It consumes about the same amount of time, but you and your girlfriend or homosexual life partner will be rewarded with hours of hair-free, care free fun!

For more information, ... fuck, I don't know, your girlfriend or homosexual life partner will probably know a lot more about it than you assuming you're the man in the relationship. And if you're not than isn't it time you talked to your male or female counterpart about shaving their crotch?

So, the next time you buy a razor, consider shaving your crotch. It's an investment... in the future!

I'm J. M. Hoffman, and this has been a Jelly Pufflemur public service announcement.

[Slade]

Hear hear. It's not only considerate for your partner, but for those around you, too. Guys, how often have to been to the bathroom and been disgusted to stand at the urinal and see a wirey black hair resting on the edge of the bowl? If you shave, from now on you can proudly and firmly say that you're contributing to better hygiene for yourself and for your community's public restrooms.

[J m HofMarN]

Let's put it simply. Either you shave your nuts, or you're with the terrorists.

[Chyld]

You forgot the most importent reason of all for a guy:

*it makes your wang look bigger.

And with that, good morning.

[David-kyo]

*no more embarassing pubes to fall into your food or that of a friend

Would you tell me exactly how can that happen ACCIDENTALLY?

[Vesuvius]

This thread is frikin' awesome!!! As soon as I hit puberty and got ahold of my first razor sent to me in the mail by Gillette (I don't know why they did this...) I shaved everything! I even shaved one half of my body and left the other half covered in hair. (that looked wierd!) It was one of those Mach 3 razors too.

I hated body hair. I still hate body hair. Hence, I do something about it, every shower.

I recomend shaving down there to all the people that want to reduce smell, ugliness, and sweat accumulation. Buy a second stick of deodorant and keep necessary areas smelling, looking, and feeling clean, all day long.

I am Yukai Ondori, and I wholeheartedly approve this message.




P.S. I do not cut/shave the hair on my head, so my avatar does kind of resemble me. I just have more of a build.

[Gobbler]

I am Yukai Ondori, and I'm a salesman for Gillette.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[Vesuvius]

Ha ha! Oops! Did all of that really come out like that?! Ah, I was just excited about the thread, that's all.

Once again, cute one by Gobbler.

2 points added! (ding)

[Sailor Abbey]

I have to agree with everybody else here. Only good things can come from shaving ones bits and pieces.

However, its not entirely safe as J m would have you believe. I am constantly getting nicks and cuts every time I venture down that way with a razor. And in order to keep from getting wicked razor burn I have to use a new razor every time. Razors are expensive, but its still a good investment.

I also have to agree with Yukai, body hair is pointless and should be removed at all costs. One of my x’s used to shave her arms so I figured I’d give it a shot. Now I really notice arm hair on girls and it just seems really weird and out of place to me.

I say full body waxes all around, guys and girls. Male genitalia looks much less intimidating without all that fur.

[David-kyo]

I also have to agree with Yukai, body hair is pointless and should be removed at all costs.

Hmm, I guess evolution did not end with those growing thumbs, after all.

[Slade]

I don't mind a little bit of body hair. I'm mostly "meh" on girls with arm hair, as long as it isn't really dark. I've got no problem with those wispy blonde baby-esque hairs. I don't like man-hair at all, though, because it's inevitably dark and curly and gross everywere.

However, it's not at all pointless. It keeps our bodies warm when our fragile pink flesh would otherwise be completely exposed to the elements. And as Abbey says, you do run the risk of razor burn and nicking yourself in quite sensitive areas. But it's worth the minor irritation that that produces, and nobody can tell if you stick little bits of toilet paper down there to help the cuts stop bleeding. Well, for the most part.

[Chyld]

However, it's not at all pointless. It keeps our bodies warm when our fragile pink flesh would otherwise be completely exposed to the elements.

Not nessersarily, mind. Unless you're the sort of guy/gal who appears in tabloids near the words "wolf" or "bear", then most humans don't actually have enough body hair to retain heat very well. I know that if I were running about the Artic in the nuddie, it'd be my incredibly fatty thighs that kept me warm, rather than the hair thereon.

(Once again, make a line, ladies... )

[J m HofMarN]

Abby- I don't know, I'm usually pretty careful about it (needless to say) so I don't get nicked a lot. I was considering Nair but they say on the bottle DO NOT USE ON FACE OR GENITALS. Jesus, Nair, what else was I gunna do with the stuff, shave my legs? I'm a bit curious about this warning and just WHY you're not supposed to use it there. If my experiments go badly you can count on a photo essay of my hospital stay peppered with the phrase "THIS SHIT HURTS LIKE MOTORCYCLIST RAPE"

[Jordan]

Girls are fine if they don't shave. This obsession with a bald pussy is stupid. Hair can be sexy too.

This post has been edited by Jordan: 21 September 2006 - 07:50 PM

[Sailor Abbey]

Abby- I don't know, I'm usually pretty careful about it (needless to say) so I don't get nicked a lot. I was considering Nair but they say on the bottle DO NOT USE ON FACE OR GENITALS. Jesus, Nair, what else was I gunna do with the stuff, shave my legs? I'm a bit curious about this warning and just WHY you're not supposed to use it there. If my experiments go badly you can count on a photo essay of my hospital stay peppered with the phrase "THIS SHIT HURTS LIKE MOTORCYCLIST RAPE"

This chick I used to know supposedly put nair on some guy’s head as a senior prank or something and his hair never grew back. But who knows if that’s true. I also heard somebody tired to nair their pubes and something about that area being so porous, I guess it burned like hell. I still think about trying it, but I guess I'm scrd.

Girls are fine if they don't shave. This obsession with a bald pussy is stupid. Hair can be sexy too.

Meh.