[barend]

Guilty plea in microwaved fake penis case
Woman pleads guilty; charged dropped for man; microwave to be replaced

MCKEESPORT, Pa. - A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.

Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, entered the plea Wednesday, and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said.

Police in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh, said the Feb. 23 incident began when Bostic filled a fake penis with his urine that they said Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job.

The two stopped at a GetGo! convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave, police said. Authorities said they believe Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test.

The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police.

Defense attorney William Difenderfer said Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she is sentenced Nov. 15 by McKeesport District Judge Doug Reed. Difenderfer called it "a humorous, but weird, case."


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thanks to J m HofMarN

why? just why?

couldn't he just get his urinary-stand-in to fill the damn thing around the corner right before going in?

[Wayne]

I think I've heard this one before. And while I'm at it barend, Foetus rules. Took me awhile to get around to listening to them, but it was an excellent recommendation.

[J m HofMarN]

My father used to just have me piss in a prescription bottle and keep it in his pocket so it stayed warm, and say it was heart medication if they asked. That all stopped when I started smoking weed too.

[barend]

using someone elses urine for a test is such a bad idea...

DONER: "so... you get the job."
APPLICANT: "No. They said there's no point hiring someone who's going to be dead in two months."

I think I've heard this one before. And while I'm at it barend, Foetus rules. Took me awhile to get around to listening to them, but it was an excellent recommendation.

awsome... he also did the music to adventure club or something (i've forgotten the name, it's an adult swim cartoon).

EDIT: 'venture bros.'

This post has been edited by barend: 24 September 2006 - 06:52 PM

[Sailor Abbey]

Since when do microwaves cost over $400. That’s pretty lame.

[Grinov]

Since when do microwaves cost over $400. That’s pretty lame.

Since the war in Iraq, damn those microwave prices!

[Sailor Abbey]

Goddamn them all to hell!

[barend]

i think part of that price contributed to the trauma of
1. thinking he handled a penis
2. thinking he handled a severed penis
3. havening to physically carry a microwave full of someone elses piss out of the store.

i would have asked for more...



then killed him.


then peed on him.

[Wayne]

I hear they make pills to remove metabolites from your system, O-Z's I think, and they're supposed to work, I've heard. You could also drink tons of water, but I don't know how well that works either, it might depend on your metabolism.

Wait, was your dad a druggie, JM? I hope so, otherwise thats kinda creepy.

This post has been edited by Wayne: 23 September 2006 - 12:46 PM

[J m HofMarN]

No he just rather liked to carry around vials full of piss to show off.

Of course he was a druggy! You think I got this way being around people that weren't on something?

[Chyld]

I've been waiting to say this for weeks, but I gotta get it out now. This sounds like part of the plot for a Tom Sharpe book. Thank you.