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The Drunk Forum Write here if you're buzzed!

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Posted 16 September 2006 - 07:44 AM

QUOTE (donlyn @ Sep 8 2006, 07:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(...) Get a life or go waste space on the drunk forum.

After countless minutes of fruitless search for the aforementioned forum, I decided to create one, as it sounds like a good idea. People, feel free to post any thoughts you have in your head while heavily under the influence of alcohol but sober enough to be able to use the keyboard.

As I'm throwing a birthday party with some close chums of mine tomorrow, I'll probably get back here then to be authentic. IF I'll remember to. smile.gif
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Posted 16 September 2006 - 07:57 AM

Awesome idea. I'll get back to you once I finished that bottle of Vodka that still lurks somewhere in the shadows here. thumbsup.gif

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Posted 16 September 2006 - 09:03 AM

Do thoughts one has written down whilst previously intoxicated count? I’m sure I’ve got some lying around here somewhere…
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Posted 16 September 2006 - 10:36 AM

But of course, that's what this is all about! Same thing, basically.
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Posted 17 September 2006 - 12:23 PM

Past Drunken Thought: My ears are itchy when I'm buzzed. Itchyitchyitchy! Do your ears itch? My ears itch.

(*furiously scratches the back of her ears*)

It's hot in here...and I need a bathroom.

[/past drunken thought]

Heh. Apparently I'm not a philosophical drunk...

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 07:34 AM

My last intoxicated thought was "Hey! If there's one thing the internet is lacking, it's a dedicated pervert!" so maybe I shouldn't post on this thread.
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 05:07 PM

Your thoughts lie quite awfully when you're intoxicated. There are far too many perverts on the Internet. Case in point: yiff. I need not go farther.
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Posted 21 September 2006 - 05:11 AM

Grandmaster Slade: pointing out blatant irony to the ignorant masses since 1909.
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Posted 21 September 2006 - 05:14 AM

blink.gif Man, and here I was thinking that Mr. Slade was younger than me. I really gotta lay off the booze.

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Posted 25 September 2006 - 12:56 AM

Oh man, I just drank 200ml of hard whisky (the strong kind). Not feeling too good, feel sleepy, feel a headache, feel pissed, that’s all.
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Posted 25 September 2006 - 03:08 AM

I'm modifying the rules of this forum. Write here if you're buzzed OR if you're stoned. Or both. That should make things a bit more interesting. biggrin.gif Alcohol alone just doesn't seem to cut it.
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Posted 25 September 2006 - 06:59 AM

Very high...cannabis...should be alright this time...let me think...

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!

Do you know what I just noticed? The "d" in the word "dog" in my name is uncapitalised. This annoys me. No, it...it disturbs me. Not only does it make my name look horribly unbalanced, every time I see it I hear a bright chirpy voice saying "Hey! Last year you were so out of it that when you logged on your finger missed the shift key and ended up jammed up your own arse and you finished typing the rest of the word dog with your nose and you didn't even notice!". I hate that uncapitalised d. I hate it. I wish it was alive so I could kill it. Do you know what an uncapitalised d is? It's an uncapitalised p standing on its head, waving its miniscule cock at you. I LOATHE THE FUCKING THING.

Ahem. Anyway, Slade, you're probably the only moderator here that doesn't hate my fucking guts. I don't suppose there's any way you could conceivably capitalise the crap out of the conniving cunt?
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Posted 25 September 2006 - 08:03 AM

Ask Mr. Chefelf about that, it's been done before for Coby.

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Posted 25 September 2006 - 05:50 PM

Yeah, ChefElf most certainly could adjust the cosmetics of your name. *cocks head to the side* It is an upside-down p, isn't it? tongue.gif
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Posted 25 September 2006 - 06:53 PM

Of course not! it's a flipped upside-down q. tongue.gif
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