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Posted 26 September 2006 - 09:50 AM

I would certainly ask the Elf of much Chefness for help, but I think I sent him a couple of crazed PM's last year and for the life of me I can't remember what I said. I also can't remember if it was pre or post s&m blitz, so I am rather worried about coming face to face with him. Do any of you remember if he said anything about me in a post that contained the phrase "DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIEEEEE!!!!" in it or something similar?
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Posted 26 September 2006 - 03:50 PM

The most he ever mentioned you was to say you were a little bit annoying and you posted threads that were waaaaaaay too long for his attention span when you first began posting. I promise that if you ask him nicely, he'll change your display name for you. I'd do it, but I don't think I have that power. It's one of those ULTIMATE GODLINESS UBERPOWER thingies.
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Posted 27 September 2006 - 07:51 AM

And don't be too worried about it, it's just a backwards b.

It's still waving it's penis at you though.
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Posted 02 October 2006 - 07:04 AM

CHECK OUT THE CAPITALISED D BITCHES!!! For the first time in my life, I feel funky. There's still an uncapitalised d in the word "Voodoo", but it's surrounded by a large mob of o's beating it to death for being a cunt, so I'm cool.

I have a horrible feeling I may have derailed this thread, so here's a previous drunken thought. That's right, completely legal, common or garden drunk. Here it is:

It is physically impossible for a man to touch his toes with his testicles.

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Posted 02 October 2006 - 09:35 AM

Really? What if you were really limber?
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Posted 02 October 2006 - 10:42 AM

You'd need to be able to disslocate your foot. Then it should be possible.
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Posted 02 October 2006 - 10:46 AM

Hmm... I can get my toes about 2 inches away from my crotch. I'm pretty sure that if I were a guy, I'd be touching my testicles. Especially if they were of the larger variety.
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Posted 02 October 2006 - 12:28 PM

Now I'm curious...
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Posted 02 October 2006 - 08:27 PM

*mental image of every guy on the forum trying to contort to reach his toes to his crotch*
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Posted 02 October 2006 - 09:17 PM

(*seconds that thought; can't stop giggling*)
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Posted 03 October 2006 - 08:02 AM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Oct 2 2006, 11:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hmm... I can get my toes about 2 inches away from my crotch. I'm pretty sure that if I were a guy, I'd be touching my testicles. Especially if they were of the larger variety.


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Posted 03 October 2006 - 08:52 AM

I can reach well enough, so I'm sure it would be a definite yes had I the proper equipment.
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Posted 03 October 2006 - 06:18 PM

So can I. But given that that was a thought he had when he was drunk, you can't really expect it to be an accurate observation. I mean, I've reacted in weird ways to medication and ended up thinking I'm the one true prophet, but that doesn't mean I am.
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Posted 03 October 2006 - 07:08 PM

QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Oct 3 2006, 07:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So can I. But given that that was a thought he had when he was drunk, you can't really expect it to be an accurate observation. I mean, I've reacted in weird ways to medication and ended up thinking I'm the one true prophet, but that doesn't mean I am.



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Posted 03 October 2006 - 07:47 PM

And try to free the Mirror People. tongue.gif
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