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Posted 05 November 2006 - 10:59 AM

QUOTE (Sailor Abbey @ Nov 1 2006, 10:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ignore kids when they come to your house trick or treating.

I prefer to answer the door, then say "Sorry, we live in Australia", then close the door before they can reply. I think this would be more amusing if it was done in the US.
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Posted 05 November 2006 - 12:20 PM

I'll ask them "You want chocolate?"
"Yes please"
"Well here it is!!!"
I'll throw a bucket full of mixed up mud, fart gas and stink bombs.
No I wonder what the other trick and tweeters would think.

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Posted 28 November 2006 - 08:42 PM

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Even better - get your flatmates to dress up and scare those little brats away.

We didn't have any sweets to spare anyway, you see?

haha! the best thing was when I lived in an apartment that had two doors. trick-or-treaters would come to the front door, and while we were giving them candy, sometimes my dad would go out the side door and sneak up behind them and go ARRRR!!!!!!
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Posted 28 November 2006 - 10:28 PM

Ooh... Sounds brilliant!
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Posted 28 November 2006 - 10:56 PM

oh, it was. I remember the shrieks fondly.
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Posted 28 November 2006 - 11:30 PM

My uncle used to stand perfectly in an upright coffin by the door. Trick or treaters, in the poor light, assumed he was an ornament. And then he would scare them half to death on their way out by suddenly stepping out and shaking their hand.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 08:24 AM

I've got a way... NOT reading my latest update.
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 08:38 AM

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