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Posted 20 September 2006 - 05:33 PM

70. Remake Godzilla.
71. Have loud and obnoxious parties and stand outside someone's apartment window afterward in a group of eight other drunk idiots.

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 05:45 PM

I always like to have "the" or "A" or "I" get changed tovarious vulgarities, but since thats already been done, and I'm on an "immature things to do in the computer lab" kick....

72.Flip peoples computer screens upside down by pressing ctrl-up.
73.Put folders on peoples desktops and label them "child porn".
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Posted 21 September 2006 - 04:23 AM

Hey, Ben Affleck's kinda good here!

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And if I remember correctly.
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Posted 21 September 2006 - 05:27 AM

Computer gags huh?

74. Sneak to someone elses computer, press the print screen button on the desktop and save it in MS paint. Go back to the desktop and erase all the icons you can. Now set the saved picture of the previous desktop as the wallpaper. Then laugh your arse off as people try in vain to click non-existant icons.
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Posted 21 September 2006 - 09:23 AM

QUOTE (Icey @ Sep 21 2006, 05:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hey, Ben Affleck's kinda good here!

Hollywoodland
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Mallrats!

And if I remember correctly.
Chasing Amy


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Posted 21 September 2006 - 11:00 AM

75. If your an American celebrity then go to a third world country and force people to close their shops because your a vegetarian.
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Posted 21 September 2006 - 11:45 AM

76. Go by the name "Display" and post a bunch of pointless celebrity bullcrap on the Chefelf forums!

Who is this, really?! It's ugly and stupid!
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Posted 21 September 2006 - 10:47 PM

QUOTE (Voodoo dog @ Sep 21 2006, 06:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Computer gags huh?

74. Sneak to someone elses computer, press the print screen button on the desktop and save it in MS paint. Go back to the desktop and erase all the icons you can. Now set the saved picture of the previous desktop as the wallpaper. Then laugh your arse off as people try in vain to click non-existant icons.

My friends and I were discussing this one the other day, after I mentioned the blue screen post earlier.

77. Burn CD's for your friends with general programs/photos/other innoculous material, then write 'Hardcore Goth Porn' on the disk in marker pen.
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Posted 01 November 2006 - 09:07 AM

Ignore kids when they come to your house trick or treating.
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Posted 02 November 2006 - 03:32 AM

Even better - get your flatmates to dress up and scare those little brats away.

We didn't have any sweets to spare anyway, you see?

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Posted 02 November 2006 - 06:18 AM

When everyone leaves throw all the stuff you ever had out the windows. Then go into other people's rooms and through their valueables out on the highest floor. For the entertainment of seeing the street full of junk.
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Posted 02 November 2006 - 10:21 AM

Make video games that are too hard for Sailor Abbey, Champion of Evil.
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Posted 02 November 2006 - 06:45 PM

Sing incorrect lyrics loudly.

Erase memory cards.

Wear see-through clothing.

Yell at your neighbors, telling them to bring their car over to your house so they can wash it when they obviously have someplace to go. Continue yelling as they drive down the street. And as they round the corner. Wait for them to return. Continue yelling.

This post has been edited by Dorothy: 02 November 2006 - 06:46 PM

"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
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Posted 03 November 2006 - 04:46 PM

QUOTE (Dorothy @ Nov 2 2006, 06:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wear see-through clothing.


That depends entirely on who's wearing that clothing! tongue.gif
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Posted 03 November 2006 - 05:17 PM

Go into a traditional chip shop where the workers have worked there all their lives, after they give you the food, taste a bit, throw the food on the floor, complain how horrible it is and demand for your money back.
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