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Posted 15 September 2006 - 12:06 PM

46. Make a thread about how to be an inconsiderate arsehole.
47. Ambush people in the park with a knife then ask them for the time.
48. Make *everything* sound like a sexual innuendo.
49. If a police officer gives you a ticket for speeding, even if you were speeding or not, call them a racist, despite what race you are.
50. If your last name is "Dickson", name your first born son "Richard".

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Posted 15 September 2006 - 12:07 PM

46. Order food from a restaurant and demand you want a refund, after you bit into the food.
47. Stab the flatscreen TV's at your local home appliance retailer.
48. Urinate in someones parked convertible
49. Carry a bottle of water with you when you go to the public bathroom, go into a cubicle near someone else, make retching sounds, splash water on the feet of the person next to you.
50. Similar to 49, but go in the back of stores and make the sounds, pour out the water.
51. Add more unnecessary things to original Star Wars movies.*
52. Go to any store with permanent markers. Draw on anything with people smiling on the packages.
53. Throw your chewed gum on the light fixtures in stores. It sticks.


*This is probably the most inconcsiderate.
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Posted 15 September 2006 - 03:31 PM

no.54 Dress up and act like a Vicky Pollard.
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Posted 15 September 2006 - 06:36 PM

55. Tell a Jewish person to take a shower.
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Posted 16 September 2006 - 12:38 AM

56. Ask a Jewish person for bank loan.
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Posted 18 September 2006 - 09:47 PM

57.Make the most offensive comments possible in the guise of cuteness. Example: If a woman has more than one child with Downs Syndrome, say "Aww, you're like a little retard factory!"
58.Blast "Party All the Time" by Eddie Murphy while you're out driving.
59.Get a job as a bus driver, and go as fast as possible until there is absolute silence on the bus.
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Posted 19 September 2006 - 08:05 AM

60. Buy Jay-Z’s albums.
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Posted 19 September 2006 - 09:57 AM

61. Mashup a rap album and a Beatles Album.
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Posted 19 September 2006 - 05:38 PM

62. Set the auto-correct on someone's computers to reset all the words you can think of to "the".
63. Make a fake blue screen of death as a screensaver (for someone else's computer)
64. Pin a yellow star of David to your right arm and walk down the street, as people try to figure out if you're being anti-semitic.
65. Schedule Fox News Day for the same day as Talk Like A Pirate Day

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"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 19 September 2006 - 05:57 PM

QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Sep 19 2006, 06:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
62. Set the auto-correct on someone's computers to reset all the words you can think of to "the".
63. Make a fake blue screen of death as a screensaver (for someone else's computer)
64. Pin a yellow star of David to your right arm and walk down the street, as people try to figure out if you're being anti-semitic.
65. Schedule Fox News Day for the same day as Talk Like A Pirate Day



I know! Can you BELIEVE he did that?

66) Set all the computers at your school so that they have a porn website as the default home page.
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Posted 19 September 2006 - 06:23 PM

67) Post 10 million times on a board you're not welcome on about subjects nobody wants to hear about, many of them involving the words "gay" and "rape".
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 19 September 2006 - 06:35 PM

I have seen.

(68) "I like to listen to this particular music so much that I am going to turn it right up so that everybody else hears it. Most of all I am going to shove it in their faces 15+ times.

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 10:18 AM

69. Make a crappy movie about Pearl Harbor and have Ben Affleck star in it.
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:45 PM

Ben Affleck can be good damn it! It's just extremely rare.
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:57 PM

For exampe?
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