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Five years since 9-11... Sad americans, happy rest of the world!

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Posted 10 September 2006 - 05:02 PM

Right then, it's been five years since one of Osama's lackeys decided that the tour for the WTC was just to damn expensive and wanted a cheaper way to get in. Albeit, he wasn't very bright. That's why he was a lackey and is now dead. Well, since the americans are now very sad, I think it is our duty as Fullyramblomatic regulars to poke fun of the matter. I may be pissing some people off, or even making a jackass out of myself, but frankly, I think the Americans damn well deserved it! They're colonists, they should've done as they were told. But then again, others can argue that Great Britain is just a filled with imperialist bastards and that they should've stayed the hell put on its island and say thank you that its imperialist ass wasn't kicked earlier than WWII. Yeah, well, it's moments like these, when the big dumb guy (Bush) is shoved by the little arabian guy (Osama). Sure, they're terrorists. But who called them terrorists in the first place? Huh? The Americans that's who! And I figure (as I see conspiracies everywhere) that Bush was just waiting for something like this so that he can pull his redneck weight arround and start another war.
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Posted 10 September 2006 - 05:09 PM

Bush probably would have preferred it later in his term, but he managed to get re-elected anyway. I agree we deserved it, although I think your arguments are stupid.

It's still the 10th over here 0.o
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Posted 10 September 2006 - 05:34 PM

QUOTE (Zazzo @ Sep 11 2006, 01:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I agree we deserved it, although I think your arguments are stupid.

Oh, and saying that my arguments are stupid without adding anymore information is much more intelligent. Look, I'm not looking for a fight, but come on. Sure, the thing with the lackey, that was intended as silly and comical spur-of-the-moment writing. And I did not intend to give any real arguments. For fuck's sake, I'm just poking fun, which is what everyone should do in this thread. By the way, I admire your agreeing with me, although you're american. But I still hate your nation. No offense.
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It's still the 10th over here 0.o

What is that with 0.o?! What the hell is that?! My smacktard sense is tingling...

Anyway, folks, laugh it up!

PS: what I'm really hoping for is for Yahtzee to post something funny about the subject here, or at least make an update. But since that will never happen, all I can do is dream.
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Posted 10 September 2006 - 05:40 PM

*sigh*

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12/9/01: September 11th, 2001

America has been attacked by terrorists. They wiped the WTC off the map and knocked a chunk out of the Pentagon, leaving thousands dead.

I considered suspending my comic, as I'd be embarassed to continue offering comedy and light relief in the wake of such a tragedy, but the automatic update feature for this site has already been fed the comic strips for this month and some of the next, so it is out of my hands. But as I thought about it, I realised that I really wouldn't be causing any harm.

I am deeply shocked and appalled by what happened, and my condolences go out to those invoved. I do not wish to trivialize this occurence, but the human race has been through a lot. Wars, disasters, disease ... and there's always been a time when we can look back on tragedy and feel relieved that it's over. Some may even joke about it. This is not flippancy, this is simply the nature of our species. We adapt. We survive. Whatever knocks we take, we always find a way to get back on our feet. So whether it takes a few months or a few years, the dust for this terrible happenstance will settle.

In ten years time the events of Tuesday the 11th could become a movie of the week. We'll be watching documentaries on it even before then.

Life goes on.


Sadly, it weren't ten years until they tried to make it the movie of the week.

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Posted 10 September 2006 - 05:44 PM

QUOTE (Dan_N_GameZ @ Sep 10 2006, 05:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
when the big dumb guy (Bush) is shoved by the little arabian guy (Osama).

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Posted 10 September 2006 - 05:51 PM

*sigh* (not your sigh, a heavier sigh, a deep, thoughtfull sigh, the sigh of sighes, the sigh that makes fun of other sighs for being pussies)

Now that just almost killed it for me. The quote. Why in the name of fun-poking did you post that?! Why must you ruin it. Now I almost feel bad about the whole thing. But as mr. Yahtzee said: Life goes on. So poking fun is the proof that life does go on and we can take. Just look at zazoo, or zazu, or zzazo, or zazzo, or whatever, he's american, and he still says they deserved it.

Now, frankly, I hate America, and I'm not even British, I'm from an ex-soviet block country. It's not the commie gene in me talking, but I hate the smugness and hyprocacy of America. It's like they're saying: we're fucked up but we like ourselves and we have bigger guns so you'll like us too.
This whole 9-11 thing... it's like one of those bad bully jokes, where there is this bad bully and you hit him lightly and he falls and cries and shits himself and then he comes back, cheating and with friends and meaner than ever.

Really, I admire Osama and all his followers for standing up to America, but what I don't even like is their methods. But I guess that's the only language America understands...

PS: see what you've done now gobbler, I'm all serious-like, thanks to you! damn it, I liked you better when you had the black eyebrow-raising avatar...

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Posted 10 September 2006 - 06:23 PM

I refuse to reply to this until it's at least put in the right forum. This belongs in debate.

And it's easy for you to laugh, but you don't know any of the guys who died there.
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Posted 10 September 2006 - 06:36 PM

QUOTE (Dan_N_GameZ @ Sep 10 2006, 06:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
*sigh* (not your sigh, a heavier sigh, a deep, thoughtfull sigh, the sigh of sighes, the sigh that makes fun of other sighs for being pussies)

Now that just almost killed it for me. The quote. Why in the name of fun-poking did you post that?! Why must you ruin it. Now I almost feel bad about the whole thing. But as mr. Yahtzee said: Life goes on. So poking fun is the proof that life does go on and we can take. Just look at zazoo, or zazu, or zzazo, or zazzo, or whatever, he's american, and he still says they deserved it.

Now, frankly, I hate America, and I'm not even British, I'm from an ex-soviet block country. It's not the commie gene in me talking, but I hate the smugness and hyprocacy of America. It's like they're saying: we're fucked up but we like ourselves and we have bigger guns so you'll like us too.
This whole 9-11 thing... it's like one of those bad bully jokes, where there is this bad bully and you hit him lightly and he falls and cries and shits himself and then he comes back, cheating and with friends and meaner than ever.

Really, I admire Osama and all his followers for standing up to America, but what I don't even like is their methods. But I guess that's the only language America understands...

PS: see what you've done now gobbler, I'm all serious-like, thanks to you! damn it, I liked you better when you had the black eyebrow-raising avatar...


It sure is easy to deprecate an entire country when you cover your eyes and pretend they're just a single person with a shallow, easily-noticed, pompous retard personality without even a shred of any cognitive dissonance.
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Posted 10 September 2006 - 06:44 PM

Dan, shut up. Just... shut up.
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Posted 10 September 2006 - 07:03 PM

Aye, I'm all for joking and poking fun, but there are limits.

As far as I can see, Dan, you're just here to either make bad jokes (which are never funny, you do realise that?!) or start fights.

Grow up.

EDIT: Just on the subject of September 11th, I do believe that the USA asked for, and in some way, deserved to be attacked, but the sad fact is that innocent civilians died, not the money-brabbing bastards who deserved to die. For Dan to say that the rest of the world is happy... well that's just not cool - frankly, it's insulting.
That's my say on the matter anyways.

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Posted 10 September 2006 - 07:56 PM

And I don't think they are, either...

And Dan, do you honestly have a shred of understanding? Can you think of people in more than just their country? The guy just told you it's still the tenth for him and you immediately decided he was a smacktard because he's from America.

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Posted 11 September 2006 - 01:14 AM

Yes, well, I said I didn't like Osama's methods. I hate them, actually. Indeed, all those people shouldn't have died. People shouldn't die, regardless of nationality. But the entire nation doesn't seem right. Hell, the entire world doesn't seem right. I'm telling you, America isn't really very far from dystopia when you think about it. Corporations drive the nation. Not good corporations, but bad corporations. Money and power hungry ones.

Indeed, I don't have much experience in the field of politics and maybe I'm maybe I'm covering my eyes as you say, and it's not right to judge a nation just by it's country.

But do you really think that there is any other way?

I mean, why do you think the American Military has nuclear weapons? Why were they the first to invent them?

Either they are shit-scared about something we know nothing about, or they just want to flex their muscles so that everyone else shuts up and says grace.

Now, I didn't mean that I hated all the people. I just hate bad America. I hate the power and money hungry people in America. I hate those who brainwash the population into doing whatever they want through media. I hate Pop America. I hate McDonalds. I hate the fact that whatever America does, everyone else seems to do. America got Bush realected, my country got a clown elected. A sail going, fleet selling clown. I hate Corrupt America, but more I hate Corrupt World.

Indeed, this thread was originally intended as a poke-fun thread. And mr. Yahtzee is right about not doing anything this day. And also about telling me to shut up. I now feel bad and wish to issue an apology to all the innocent americans who lost someone that day. I would also be very happy to change or remove the title description text under the title if someone just told me how.

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Posted 11 September 2006 - 01:36 AM

You're creepy and weird. Yahtzee doesn't like you and neither do I and neither does anyone else. I'm closing this now, but leaving it here so that everyone can see what a jerk you are. Please stop posting in this forum. I mean it, just stop posting entirely. I'm sure everyone would benefit from this, yourself included. And then go away and grow up for a few years. Maybe you'll be able to come back then and act like a civilised human being around other people.
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