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Bob Dylan Can Go To Hell Thursday, September 7, 2006

#46 Sailor Abbey

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 09:05 AM

Is this guy for real?

Yabbahabba, why don’t you pop Bob Dylan’s dick outta yer mouth for a second so I can let you in on a little secret:

Everything sounds AWESOME when your fucked up. And I do mean everything.

Except of course… the sound of police sirens.

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 10:21 AM

[quote name='Sailor Abbey' post='148111' date='Nov 7 2006, 10:05 AM']
Is this guy for real?

Yabbahabba, why don?t you pop Bob Dylan?s dick outta yer mouth for a second so I can let you in on a little secret:

Everything sounds AWESOME when your fucked up. And I do mean everything.

Except of course? the sound of police sirens.

[quote]

LMFAO,.....and the sounds of handcuffs being utilized and a the cold jarring sound of a jail cell door being slammed shut.

This post has been edited by mireaux7: 07 November 2006 - 10:29 AM

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 03:11 PM

haha you pwned him civilliann

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 04:58 PM

Wow. It would be wise to ignore most of yabbadabbadoo's post but I can't ignore this little tidbit.

QUOTE (yabbahabba @ Nov 6 2006, 03:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Let me hear a song you wrote. Go on, record it. Let me hear it. Oh, you're not a songwriter? Why not? You can do anything you want to do. That's the deal.

If you actually said, "Let me hear a song you wrote." (Something you would have been able to find yourself had you done any research) then I would have pointed you to any of a number of songs I have written available for download such as this gem.

But that's probably not as fun as pretending that I was flabbergasted by the question and then finally bowed my head in shame to tell you I am not a songwriter.

The following part about being whatever you want to be was just strange.

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 05:39 PM

QUOTE (Chefelf @ Nov 7 2006, 04:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

this gem.

That was awesome!

That’s at least as good as anything Bob Dylan ever did. And your vocals are far superior. Good show, man! Good show!

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 09:13 PM

QUOTE (Chefelf @ Nov 7 2006, 05:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Wow. It would be wise to ignore most of yabbadabbadoo's post but I can't ignore this little tidbit.
If you actually said, "Let me hear a song you wrote." (Something you would have been able to find yourself had you done any research) then I would have pointed you to any of a number of songs I have written available for download such as this gem.

But that's probably not as fun as pretending that I was flabbergasted by the question and then finally bowed my head in shame to tell you I am not a songwriter.

The following part about being whatever you want to be was just strange.

regarding yabba dabba doo, or whatever his name is. he came onto this forum with brash stupidity and hatred. and I believe the Chef has pretty much summed it all up by that awesome quote on his aforementioned link.............

***"Step up and get served"*************

yabba stepped up, and got served.

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 10:46 PM

QUOTE (Chefelf @ Nov 7 2006, 04:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

this gem.

HEY!

that was great.

(if you want a remix lemme know)

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Posted 16 November 2006 - 05:27 AM

If I ever make that World of Warcraft music video about the stupid gnomes in it I've been planning to do, I'm sure as hell gonna use this song for it.

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Posted 26 November 2006 - 08:33 AM

Love him or hate him, he's the one that's a success. How come millions of people across the world don't know you're name. Oh yeah, cos you haven't got the talent he has. His songs aren't about complexity, they're about meaning. Sounds to me like YOUR the asshole.

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Posted 26 November 2006 - 08:37 AM

Well, welcome to forums then.

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#56 David-kyo

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Posted 26 November 2006 - 09:21 AM

Just look at these guys. All they do is throw around expressions like "asshole" and "no talent" and they think it's a valid argument they're making.

FOR THE LAST TIME YOU SUCKERS OF DYLAN'S DICK, we're not talking about whether he's talented or not, or that we're talented or not, we're talking about whether or not he's a hypocrite bastard for making an iPod commercial after having given a (totally ignorant) anti-technology interview. Lay off the narcotics and READ THE POSTS before you start your shit.

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Posted 26 November 2006 - 08:01 PM

I love how it's the assholes that constantly do things like mix up the words "your" and "you're."

I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.

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Posted 27 November 2006 - 04:39 AM

Oh yeah. That too.

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Posted 06 April 2007 - 03:19 AM

Yeah, Dylan is a pompous prick and a hypocrite, but it dosen't matter if I hear a Dylan song in a noisy, crowded bar, or on an ipod commercial in surround sound, the emotion never fades.

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