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Post icon  Posted 04 September 2006 - 03:45 PM

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your stupid prayers have finally been answered.

You are more right than you know, ChefElf! My prayers for a new EXTINCT BEVERAGE REVIEW, that is.

I was wondering when you were going to release the reviewy goodness to us, because I just saw an ad for "Coca Cola Blak" on the back of a bus the other day. laugh.gif rolleyes.gif sick.gif
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Posted 04 September 2006 - 04:11 PM

Well the people who decided on that name probably use their mobiles phones too much aka text messaging culture. I don't think it is good when they do that with names commercially. Quik, Xpress, Drinkz and now Blak and still more to go. Here I ask could this be the next generation of language leading up to couch potatoes?

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Posted 05 September 2006 - 10:29 AM

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Purists argued that you could create your own Vanilla Coke by simply adding a dash of pure vanilla extract to regular Coca-Cola and achieve a much more pleasant effect.


1.) Why didn't I think of that?

2.) *briefly worships at Cheffers' feet*

3.) Why did they have to get rid of vanilla coke? That stuff rocks!
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Posted 06 September 2006 - 02:19 AM

We still sell it.
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Posted 06 September 2006 - 02:37 AM

Tragically, neither Wales nor England still do, so basically crying.gif
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Posted 06 September 2006 - 12:18 PM

If you mix Kahlua with coke not only is it good and pretty much the same idea as coca cola blak, but it's alcoholic.

That review kicks arse, I love the EBM.

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Posted 08 September 2006 - 03:53 PM

EBM is always a treat. Thanks chef!
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Posted 08 September 2006 - 04:15 PM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Sep 6 2006, 12:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you mix Kahlua with coke not only is it good and pretty much the same idea as coca cola blak, but it's alcoholic.


It would also be less expensive dry.gif
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Posted 08 September 2006 - 04:22 PM

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It would also be less expensive dry.gif


Even if you used a whole bottle of each!

$1.99 for 8 ounces is prohibitive.
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Posted 09 September 2006 - 11:39 PM

Jeebus 2 dollars? They must think it's an energy drink or something.

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Posted 10 September 2006 - 08:58 AM

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Posted 10 September 2006 - 09:22 AM

Is it pronounced "blake"? Has anyone HEARD the name yet?


I'd pay two bucks to try that original coca-cola, with the cocaine.
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Posted 11 September 2006 - 01:41 PM

Chef, what if you die from drinking all these drinks? You've drank alot of shaddy stuff in your day. Sure, we like to read your articles but is it worth death?
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Posted 11 September 2006 - 08:39 PM

QUOTE (Despondent @ Sep 10 2006, 09:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is it pronounced "blake"? Has anyone HEARD the name yet?
I'd pay two bucks to try that original coca-cola, with the cocaine.


i'd pay 3.
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Posted 11 September 2006 - 09:50 PM

Three years ago, there was a time when I was addicted to all that stuff.
I brought four bottles of 1.5 litre Pepsi Max every weekend. In early 2005 I was having many health problems as I kept on shaking and I was so forgetful. After not taking that for a couple of weeks the symptoms stopped and I felt a lot better. Now I drink water and ginger beer and the last time I drank a Pepsi it tasted like medicine (for colds) and Coke always kept on itching my teeth.

I am worried that Coke can cause gaps in the teeth quickly.
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