Sign In
Register
Help
Killed by a Stingray apparently.
Page 1 of 1
- You cannot start a new topic
Add Reply
RIP Steve Irwin
MultiQuote
#2
Gobbler 
- God damn it, Nappa.
-
- Group: Members
- Posts: 4,560
- Joined: 26-December 05
- Gender:Not Telling
- Location:Three octaves down to your left.
- Interests:Thermonuclear warfare and other pleasantries.
- Country:Nothing Selected
Posted 04 September 2006 - 04:45 AM
Quote
Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
#3
Dan_N_GameZ
- Level Boss
-
- Group: Members
- Posts: 322
- Joined: 07-August 06
- Gender:Male
- Interests:Red Dwarf, AGS, programming in VB, Yahtzee etc.
- Country:Nothing Selected
Posted 04 September 2006 - 02:26 PM
Ok, the same damn topic has been started down at (dare I say the name? what if Yahtzee is watching? although I very much doubt it) AGS forums. I'm gonna say to you what I said to them, but with more swearing (uncensored! yeah!) and more mouth running 'cause this is the fullyramblomatic forum and everyone is expected to run at the mouth. Ok, here I go!
He had it fucking coming.
It's karma man!
It's as simple as that: you dangle your kid in front of crocodiles and you get your ass stinged!
It's the way the universe turns.
But the sting ray was a revolutioner! A revolutioner I say!
Mr. Norbert Sting was just sitting at home, watching a little TV, and he saw mr. Irwin talk about members of his species. And then he thought: "What a bunch of pussies! Come on! Sting the bastard! If I got my chance I would sting the fuck out of his ass! Just one chance! I would sting his australian crock-bitten ass so hard that everyone would fear the name Norbert! Ok, spy, tells what you know, or I'm sending in NORBERT!"
And soon, mr. Sting got his chance. And so he did.
It's kind of sad really. I mean the man fucking wrestled crocodiles! He was the Crocodile Hunter not the Crocodile Hunted, not the Crocodile Bitch and certainly not the Flower Hunter! And he got stinged by Norbert, of all sting-rays.
So there you have it.
He had it fucking coming.
It's karma man!
It's as simple as that: you dangle your kid in front of crocodiles and you get your ass stinged!
It's the way the universe turns.
But the sting ray was a revolutioner! A revolutioner I say!
Mr. Norbert Sting was just sitting at home, watching a little TV, and he saw mr. Irwin talk about members of his species. And then he thought: "What a bunch of pussies! Come on! Sting the bastard! If I got my chance I would sting the fuck out of his ass! Just one chance! I would sting his australian crock-bitten ass so hard that everyone would fear the name Norbert! Ok, spy, tells what you know, or I'm sending in NORBERT!"
And soon, mr. Sting got his chance. And so he did.
It's kind of sad really. I mean the man fucking wrestled crocodiles! He was the Crocodile Hunter not the Crocodile Hunted, not the Crocodile Bitch and certainly not the Flower Hunter! And he got stinged by Norbert, of all sting-rays.
So there you have it.
"Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LAB-MOTORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!" (Prologue, Thing-Fish)
Quoting other forumers in your signature seems to be the latest craze around here...
My Last.FM profile.
Quoting other forumers in your signature seems to be the latest craze around here...
My Last.FM profile.
#4
Zewb
- Level Boss
-
- Group: Former Members
- Posts: 299
- Joined: 04-August 05
- Location:Texas
- Interests:Things and stuff.
- Country:United States
Posted 04 September 2006 - 03:45 PM
Why is this in the FR forums? Was Yahtzee friends with Steve or something?
"It's gettin' to be re-goddamn-diculous. If you guys don't start thinking as men, we're gonna have a lousy country."
-John Wayne
-John Wayne
#5
Dan_N_GameZ
- Level Boss
-
- Group: Members
- Posts: 322
- Joined: 07-August 06
- Gender:Male
- Interests:Red Dwarf, AGS, programming in VB, Yahtzee etc.
- Country:Nothing Selected
Posted 04 September 2006 - 05:30 PM
QUOTE (Zewb @ Sep 4 2006, 11:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why is this in the FR forums? Was Yahtzee friends with Steve or something?
Well, now Yahtzee lives in Australia and last time I checked, Irwin wasn't Japanese so ya never know... Maybe Irwin saw on the cockroaches in Yahtzee's apartment and started wrestling it! Ha ha fucking ha! I crack- uhm that might not be a good term to use arround here... I amuse me! There, that's better!
"Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LAB-MOTORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!" (Prologue, Thing-Fish)
Quoting other forumers in your signature seems to be the latest craze around here...
My Last.FM profile.
Quoting other forumers in your signature seems to be the latest craze around here...
My Last.FM profile.
#6
Cobnat
- Viva Phillippena Radio!
-
- Group: Members
- Posts: 2,631
- Joined: 25-December 05
- Location:I am in atheist heaven.
- Interests:Body Disposal.
- Country:Australia
Posted 04 September 2006 - 06:48 PM
QUOTE (Gobbler @ Sep 4 2006, 01:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Damn, got there before I could.
QUOTE (Zewb @ Sep 4 2006, 12:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why is this in the FR forums? Was Yahtzee friends with Steve or something?
You know that girlfriend that Yahtzee has but no one ever sees, thats Steve Irvin.
QUOTE (Dan_N_GameZ @ Sep 4 2006, 02:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, now Yahtzee lives in Australia and last time I checked, Irwin wasn't Japanese so ya never know... Maybe Irwin saw on the cockroaches in Yahtzee's apartment and started wrestling it! Ha ha fucking ha! I crack- uhm that might not be a good term to use arround here... I amuse me! There, that's better!
Lame... just lame.
Official Forum! (UPDATED)
Great Quotes Of The 21st Century/Cobnat gets serious!
Ron Paul At AntiWar.com/A Writing Guild For The Clinically Retarded/Death By Quotes/AntiWar/Early Justin Raimondo articles/In Defense Of Yoshiro Mori By Justin Raimondo/Vox Popoli
Evil Happens/This Is A Knife!/Minorities, too!/
AYBABTU/Che Guevara Action Figure!/Strange Humour
Great Quotes Of The 21st Century/Cobnat gets serious!
Ron Paul At AntiWar.com/A Writing Guild For The Clinically Retarded/Death By Quotes/AntiWar/Early Justin Raimondo articles/In Defense Of Yoshiro Mori By Justin Raimondo/Vox Popoli
Evil Happens/This Is A Knife!/Minorities, too!/
AYBABTU/Che Guevara Action Figure!/Strange Humour
#7
SimeSublime
- Monkey Proof
-
- Group: Moderators
- Posts: 6,619
- Joined: 06-May 04
- Gender:Male
- Location:Perth, Western Australia
- Country:Australia
Posted 04 September 2006 - 09:20 PM
QUOTE (Cobnat @ Sep 5 2006, 07:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You know that girlfriend that Yahtzee has but no one ever sees, thats Steve Irvin.
Cobnat, if you actually did some research, you'll know that Rhubarb is a moderator on these boards, and has posted pictures before.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#9
David-kyo
- Goatboy
-
- Group: Members
- Posts: 2,305
- Joined: 18-June 06
- Gender:Male
- Interests:None of your business.
- Country:Hungary
Posted 06 September 2006 - 05:44 AM
Anyone ever seen that South Park episode with this guy in it? I thought that all that stuff he'd done in that part (pissing off crocodiles by sticking his thumb up their rectal passages, etc. etc.) was BS until I heard he actually tended to do such things in real life. I say his death was natural selection, the instinct of not fucking with dangerous fish and reptiles died out of viable humans ages ago. Now there's one less moron in the world, what a fucking tragedy.
I don't mean to sound bloodthirsty, cruel or vicious, but I am, so that's the way it comes out.
I don't mean to sound bloodthirsty, cruel or vicious, but I am, so that's the way it comes out.
#10
SimeSublime
- Monkey Proof
-
- Group: Moderators
- Posts: 6,619
- Joined: 06-May 04
- Gender:Male
- Location:Perth, Western Australia
- Country:Australia
Posted 07 September 2006 - 12:46 AM
Actually, that episode was the first time I ever heard of him.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#11
David-kyo
- Goatboy
-
- Group: Members
- Posts: 2,305
- Joined: 18-June 06
- Gender:Male
- Interests:None of your business.
- Country:Hungary
Posted 07 September 2006 - 07:47 AM
Well, yeah, me too, that's why I'd thought back then that this was not a parody of a particular person but that of the American nature documentary genre.
Uhh shit. It was late and I was tired, never mind the word 'not' before the word 'fucking'.
Like anyone cares. But I prefer to be precise.
QUOTE (David-kyo @ Sep 6 2006, 12:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I say his death was natural selection, the instinct of not fucking with dangerous fish and reptiles died out of viable humans ages ago.
Uhh shit. It was late and I was tired, never mind the word 'not' before the word 'fucking'.
Like anyone cares. But I prefer to be precise.
#12
leperking
- Henchman
-
- Group: Junior Members
- Posts: 64
- Joined: 09-September 06
- Country:United States
Posted 09 September 2006 - 04:03 AM
It could be worse. Rather than just being dead, he could also be defiled by having a bunch of morons "immortalize" him in a Morrowind mod.
Oh, wait...
Oh, wait...
I'm just here to point out your shortcomings and stupidity.
Page 1 of 1
- You cannot start a new topic
- Add Reply