[benny blanco]

yo...

the problem i have with the ep 3 presentation of "darth vader" is the sugical process...

the process is compared side by side with "padme" giving birth...

this is just sooo much BS...yeah yeah yeah i "see" the symbolic metaphor here but again GL screws the pooch...

make cyborg tecnology a "go".....if anything it take at lest 5 days from start to finish round the clock to interface anakin to vader...

first the person would have to be striped naked , decomed, preped, etc....

scans would have to be done to estiblished the parameters of the new implants...etc

and noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....

he would not have had the cape with the chain link choker on when the helmet was placed on him...


when vader "arose" it should have been minus the cape...all he should have had was the outer "exo-suit" and helmet...this after days of surgery....

as for as the bio-functions of vader i say the following....

due to the burns he felt little pain....the nerves were destroyed and minus areas not charred the pain was tolarable....little pain maintience meds...

as for as the urine / fecal matter....vader would have been installed with an intake / outtake port...

at the time of his surgery....when on board sensors told him he was "full" he hook up with a outside unit and do his thing....

also vader would have had much NANO TECHNOLOGY intergrated into him...this technology would have address many questions regarding his amour...nano tech would have made life support easy...

[Despondent]

and noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....

he would not have had the cape with the chain link choker on when the helmet was placed on him...

That's pretty good. Now, can you explain how Threepio's exchange with the battle droid could possibly work?

[Vesuvius]

You forgot one minor detail Benny, Anakin/Vader had just been in a fire, thus all hair burned off of his body. At the end scene before the helmet is placed on his head, Anakin has a full set of EYEBROWS!!! Crap! Those grew back quickly!