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Posted 30 August 2006 - 05:20 PM

Remember in Chef's list for ROTS, he could have summed up ROTS with the picture of Bail riding the speeder? Well, I was on IMDB.com and ran across this AOTC quote... and I think I could sum up the movie with just this quote. But to go along with it, I found a picture of Dex.


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Dexter Jettster: This baby belongs to them cloners. What you got here is a Kamino Saberdart.





here were close runner-ups:

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Yoda: Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.


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Watto: Annie? Little Annie? It is you!



Let's all share some quotes/pictures that would best sum up the movie to someone who doesn't want to watch it. Hypothetically speaking. (BTW: This is more or less a basher thread. Let's call things what they are.)
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Posted 31 August 2006 - 06:46 AM

"I hate sand. It's so rough, and it gets into everything."


Or something like that. AotC is just as irritating as sand in your underwear, the difference being that you can't wash it out with a really good shower.
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Posted 31 August 2006 - 11:52 AM

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AotC is just as irritating as sand in your underwear, the difference being that you can't wash it out with a really good shower.


Also sand doesn't possess the effect of making a person want to vomit in their popcorn.
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Posted 17 September 2006 - 10:46 PM

those are some pretty good quotes but i think it's easier to put the blame on yoda and this
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the dark side clouds everything. . . difficult to see the future is

or even at the end of AOTC again yoda
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Victory? Victory, you say?. . .Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the dark
side has fallen. Begun, this Clone War has!

obviously there are about a hundred other lines and such quotes that would be worthy of discussion. this is just my 2 cents

Duct tape is like the force....

There's a lightside, a darkside

and it holds everything together


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Posted 20 September 2006 - 08:00 PM

I think a pic of Anakin surfing on top of that cow creature might be a godo way to sum up this movie.

For Episode I, Jar Jar stepping in crap... wink.gif
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 09:19 PM

QUOTE (StarWarsIsUs @ Aug 30 2006, 05:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Remember in Chef's list for ROTS, he could have summed up ROTS with the picture of Bail riding the speeder? Well, I was on IMDB.com and ran across this AOTC quote... and I think I could sum up the movie with just this quote. But to go along with it, I found a picture of Dex.


firstly, i've always slightly disagreed with that quote... i would have much preffered to watch jimmy smits riding around in a speeder for two hours sipping an orange slurpy. that would have been great.

QUOTE (StarWarsIsUs @ Aug 30 2006, 05:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Dexter Jettster: This baby belongs to them cloners. What you got here is a Kamino Saberdart.


this quote is tought to beat (as is the sand one) as they threw away their chance to mention the mandelorians... and further more is 100% certifiably 'WTF?'
1. This baby belongs to them cloners. yep, them dart hurling cloners...
you can recognise a weapon as beeing Kaminonesse, because their weapons are so unique in design, it could only have come from them. Dex, recognises it without doubt, as genuine product of Kamino, as he's seen them before, you can't get them anywhere else, and yet he refers to them as "them cloners." HE even calls it a Kamino sabredart FFS!!!
2. Saberdart?
why for the love of all things holy is it called a sabre dart? it's too tiny to kill you from impact and physical damage, and is a POISON dart for fucks sake. seriously... lightsaber makes sense... its a saber (well technically a saber should bend, but hey, at leasts its a type of sword) and it lights (and is made of light projected through crystals). where as the saberdart, is a poison (toxic, if you will) dart. It is neither launched by a sabre, stored in the hilt of a saber, look like a saber, cut like a saber, or share anything in common with a saber save for maybe the choice of some of the material... but one would hardly adress a metal framed chair as a sabrestool!!!
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 09:36 PM

as for me, anakins collection of pick up lines he uses to succesfully score with padme... "sand gets in your ass, i killed them all even the women and the children, one day i'm going to be the most powerful jedi and rule the galaxy with an iron fist, wanna fuck?"

but, i still stand by...
the exchange of dialogue bewteen obiwan and anakin arguing about what their job is infront of padme and her council.

if i were eyepatch, i'd have told them to kindly get the fuck out, and send some PROFFESIONAL jedi to take their place.
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Posted 24 September 2006 - 08:40 PM

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For Episode I, Jar Jar stepping in crap...


So what you're saying, KurganX, is that Jar Jar was stepping in Episode I?

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

I could NOT have said it better myself!!
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Posted 07 October 2006 - 02:34 PM

Anakin: Youre going to pay for all the Jedi that you killed today!!!

Dooku: Go ahead,..bill it courtesy to my Discovercard

In AOTC, Anakin says :I HATE THEM!!

In ROTS, Anakin says: I HATE YOU!!

Should Lucas decide to yet make another episode of SW, Anakin will say: I HATE LUCAS!!!

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QUOTE (njamilla @ Feb 23 2008, 08:16 AM)
Shit, Fuck, Piss: I had to say that because I can on this website. (Thanks Chef!)

QUOTE (chefelf @ Feb 23 2008, 10:30 AM)
That's what I'm here for.
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