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Posted 05 October 2006 - 03:42 PM

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"So overall, Vader will be much more acrobatic this time around.


making vader as swift, agile and acrobatic as the cgi yoda from AOTC, will only make Lord Vader look like nothing more than a caped 6'3'', 300 (and something) pound horsefly!

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 03:48 PM

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making vader as swift, agile and acrobatic as the cgi yoda from AOTC, will only make Lord Vader look like nothing more than a caped 6'3'', 300 (and something) pound horsefly!

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Ah, but isn't it just something George would do...because he always planned it that way, of course...

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 04:01 PM

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Ah, but isn't it just something George would do...because he always planned it that way, of course...


too bad that other directors dont go back into their films and make tons of changes that Lucas does,..I could only fathom the chaos Speilberg could do to any of his films.

saving private e.t. comes to mind
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Posted 05 October 2006 - 05:07 PM

Oh boy, I can just picture it.

"I'd originally envisioned ET as a much more limitless sort of character. In the Special Edition of ET, we've updated his movements, given him an extra head, and allowed him to fly without the use of a bicycle. We've also decided that instead of having to construct a new phone, ET has simply lost his old one, so there are a number of hilarious adventures as he searches everywhere for it--including some unlikely places."

"As for Elliot, we decided to make him completely CGI. The creative staff and I decided the way to go was to make him an alien as well, from a star system that neighbors ET's homeworld. Only Eliot is an alien that is sort of like Superman--only ET doesn't know that. I think future audiences will appreciate that ET's plight is really about teamwork, it's a joint effort--and in the end, both aliens get to go home."

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 06:34 PM

LOL Where is all this sh*t coming from?! I can imagine Lucas saying all this crap! And he wants to "youthanize" some actors! Do you know what that really sounds like!? lol And Bruce Lee can beat the Emporer? This is rich! laugh.gif

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 07:55 PM

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LOL Where is all this sh*t coming from?! I can imagine Lucas saying all this crap! And he wants to "youthanize" some actors! Do you know what that really sounds like!? lol And Bruce Lee can beat the Emporer? This is rich! laugh.gif

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 08:00 PM

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Oh boy, I can just picture it.

"We've also decided that instead of having to construct a new phone, ET has simply lost his old one, so there are a number of hilarious adventures as he searches everywhere for it--including some unlikely places."


but Kuma, youve completely forgot that many companies would certainly want product placement in this newly revised version of E.T.

(television ad)..."when E.T. needs to phone home,.he chooses Verizon Wireless,.now with a new interplanetary network,.the fewest dropped calls,.no roaming,..and no other provider lets YOU choose what planet you call for free on the weekends....so 'BE GOOD',..and connect with Verizon Wireless,..the cellular company used by more extraterrestials than any other network!"

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 08:06 PM

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but Kuma, youve completely forgot that many companies would certainly want product placement in this newly revised version of E.T.

(television ad)..."when E.T. needs to phone home,.he chooses Verizon Wireless,.now with a new interplanetary network,.the fewest dropped calls,.no roaming,..and no other provider lets YOU choose what planet you call for free on the weekends....so 'BE GOOD',..and connect with Verizon Wireless,..the cellular company used by more extraterrestials than any other network!"

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Well that would certainly be planned for with numerous shots of ET looking for his phone around cell phone towers emblazoned with a huge VERIZON logo, and perhaps his space ship might have a billboard on the side as well.

Oh and let's not forget, it being 2006 Elliot would offer to share his cell phone with ET the first time the latter uttered "ET PHONE HOME ET PHONE HOME." And it would be a Verizon.
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Posted 06 October 2006 - 06:42 PM

QUOTE (Kuma @ Oct 5 2006, 08:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well that would certainly be planned for with numerous shots of ET looking for his phone around cell phone towers emblazoned with a huge VERIZON logo, and perhaps his space ship might have a billboard on the side as well.

Oh and let's not forget, it being 2006 Elliot would offer to share his cell phone with ET the first time the latter uttered "ET PHONE HOME ET PHONE HOME." And it would be a Verizon.


Both E.T. and Elliot would have bluetooth enabled phones. A scene opens where Elliot is at a business meeting and gets a call from his elder bro Mike. Mike is going on, feverishly rambling away about last night's L.A. Lakers game. Elliot decides to take the call during the meeting and chats with Mike. Elliot gets pissed off at Mike's ranting about how he won the bet that they made last weekend and is demanding twice as much cash than what the bet was set at. Elliot yells "It was nothing like that penis breath!" and ends the call, only to be surrounded by his colleagues in total awe at his outburst.

Elliot soon gets fired, and walks outside to his car in the parking lot,.in doing this he passes by about 15 Verizon logos stamped onto various billboards in the background. As Elliot opens his car door,.. he is surprised as he sees Drew Barrymore and Nick Lachey having sex in the backseat. Elliot almost forgets his scripted lines at this moment, but soon ignores them realizing that they are shooting the next installment of the "Poison Ivy" franchise films on the same set.

As Elliot is en route home, he gets a rather weird sensation...the same feelings he shared with E.T. during the film of the same name. Elliot turns pale as a ghost while flying down the freeway late at night, all the while, the steam generated by his sister and "sick-Nick" fogs up his cars windows.

Elliot nears his house, only to find that its missing,.not so much that his house is missing,.but rather, due to alterations in the script...its really Drew's house, and Elliot has now been written into the script of the new untitled Poison Ivy flick. Drew is half-drunk off her ass, and her hair looks ragged as a sparrow's nest..but she convinces Elliot that she was adopted and its perfectly fine to have sex with her. Elliot initially is shocked by her statement, but decides to join in the 3-some after he remembered that Brokeback Mountain recieved numerous cinematic accolades. Drew is disgusted that Nick and Elliot went after each other and left her out of the sandwich,.she begins to cry some as she walks towards her walk-in closet. she opens the door and pulls out E.T., who was again hidden amid many stuffed animals and blow-up dolls. Drew finds herself soon satisfied by this extra-terrestial, as her brother and Nick are soon whisked away by the producers to begin shooting for the sequel to Brokeback Mountain.

Elliot never gets his job back, he eventually moves to Wyoming and soon begins work as a ranchhand. He ends up marrying Nick and severs ties with Drew and Mike. Drew and E.T. are seen by many paparazzi,..most of who are paid by Verizon to use their lastest camera phones to snap lucrid pics of them engaged in steamy scenes about town. Mike goes to the bank, and seems he totally forgot about the money Elliot owed him. Rather he has much more money now,..a fat paycheck.. signed by Speilberg, for writing this new script that helped make a huge hit even larger.

what a difference a script revision makes.
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