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Pluto Sucks And Is Not Welcome Here (He Knows What He Did) Thursday, August 24, 2006

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Posted 30 August 2006 - 02:37 AM

Ten minutes ago, I ate breakfast. Meanwhile, Neptune kept being mind-bogglingly gigantic and made of gases. In addition, scientists wasted more time trying to work out exactly what a planet is, instead of making cool stuff like anti-grav engines, time travel, nanites, or a cat that won't cover you in fur just by sitting on your lap.

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Posted 30 August 2006 - 04:26 AM

To be fair, Chyld, astrophysists and astronomers don't have much in the way of practical work to do tongue.gif

(saying this completely tongue in cheek, one of my best friends is an astrophysicist)
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Posted 04 September 2006 - 10:02 PM

Now I'm thinking how the american kids are going to remember the planets:

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Mercury Venus Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune Pluto

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Posted 25 September 2006 - 09:39 PM

to be honest this whole thing pisses me off...


it's big, it's round, it orbits the sun, moons orbit it...

ITS A PLANET!!!

how can they demote pluto, before they've even made the efort to name the earth.

and before anyone starts arguing here, firstly let me say shut your stupid face, IT DOES NOT HAVE A NAME, and secondly shut up.

the earth, is not a name, it's an outdated reference meaning quite bloddy literally 'the ground bleow us'... and 'terra firma' pretty much means the same thing so bollocks to that crap as well...

if we ever meet another civilisation, i'm going to be so embarrased...
that should have been a twist in star trek... that every species just lazily called their planet, the earth. that'd make things annoyingly difficult at federation gatherings.

goddamn scientists are so bloody lazy...

welcom to the er... earth, that's our uh... moon, and that's our mm.. sun.

nice... real impressive. so we chuck a handle on every spacial body bigger than a loose hydrogen atom, but not our own stuff! even that bloody rock with the fossilized amoeba was called 'alh84001' ...not much of a name, but still... i now we have the gall to demote pluto.

pathetic!!!
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Posted 26 September 2006 - 12:28 AM

And where would Battlestar Galactica be headed towards, then? rolleyes.gif
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Posted 28 September 2006 - 02:17 AM

http://sizeofoutworld.ytmnd.com/

CHeck that out, it's freaken awesome.

You'll understand why things are called dwarfs, chef, it's pretty amazing.
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Posted 28 September 2006 - 10:08 AM

Except Max is a complete idiot and makes the stupid site profile go on top of the site you're watching these days (at least in Firefox.) However, that's a very well done site, and reminds me of how small and insignificant we humans really are in terms of size. However, it's comforting to know that no matter how big a star is, it can't type this:

Alas, poor pluto
you are now a "dwarf planet"
We hardly knew ye

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Posted 28 September 2006 - 06:02 PM

BUt ti's so freakin huge! I mean it's ridiculously large. If if you landed on W chepai, it would take you like 1000 years to travel the circumfrence!

BIG!

edited: 10000000 years, it's massive!

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Posted 28 September 2006 - 07:35 PM

But it can't type or write Haiku or lament the demotion of Pluto! I think that's more important than sheer size.
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Posted 06 October 2006 - 12:45 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ Sep 28 2006, 10:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Alas, poor pluto
you are now a "dwarf planet"
We hardly knew ye

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here hear...

further more...

hardley knew ye...? we never even bothered to set foot on ye before condeming and demoting ye.

ye poor bastard.
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Posted 06 October 2006 - 10:56 AM

To be fair, it would take years and years and years to reach Pluto and a whole lot of money that could be used here on Earth for much better things, and it's so freakin' cold out there and everything... Space travel's not really efficient these days.
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