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This post has been edited by Spoon Poetic: 25 August 2006 - 02:03 PM
Scillumination & the Strings of Knowledge thereof.
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 01:45 PM
Lies! I have too read them both. And I stand by my claim that it's an elaborate joke disguised as a religion disguised as a joke. I mean, come on. It references Lovecraft and Monty Python.
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 02:24 PM
Just because it has humorous parts doesn't mean it's not a religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion. I think you've spent too much time in the presence of Grayfaces, and not enough meditating on your pineal gland.
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!
However, to prevent further degredation of this topic, I propose that we call a truce, and say it's something like a jokeligion or a relijoke, and not argue over which phrase we use. We Discordians take serious things humorously, and humorous things seriously, after all.
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!
However, to prevent further degredation of this topic, I propose that we call a truce, and say it's something like a jokeligion or a relijoke, and not argue over which phrase we use. We Discordians take serious things humorously, and humorous things seriously, after all.
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 04:06 PM
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2nd String of Knowledge -
Netanites: Dr. Ortorsoe's daughter, Extera, after killing her father, saw the damage her father had done using the axtroxes. So she captured a cluster of axtroxes and fed them a chemical known as metachlorian. This converted the cluster of axtroxes (named 'Cluster r7.5') over to the good side. Later, she sent the Cluster r7.5 through the universe portal, to reverse the effects of axtroxes.
Now, there are three classes of followers in Scillumination. The choice falls upon the shoulders of that certain follower.
CLASS I: Learn ways to destroy the axtroxes. This class is more challenging, and takes much more discipline than the other two subsequent classes.
CLASS II: Convert the axtroxes using metachlorian (formula will be given in 3rd String of Knowledge) so that they become Netanites.
CLASS III: Appease the axtroxes. This class is by far the easiest, but the rewards of freedom will not be given fully, because wherever axtroxes are, suffering will happen one way or another.
This is the cornerstone of Scillumination:
To practice ways that either destroy, convert, or live with axtroxes.
Netanites: Dr. Ortorsoe's daughter, Extera, after killing her father, saw the damage her father had done using the axtroxes. So she captured a cluster of axtroxes and fed them a chemical known as metachlorian. This converted the cluster of axtroxes (named 'Cluster r7.5') over to the good side. Later, she sent the Cluster r7.5 through the universe portal, to reverse the effects of axtroxes.
Now, there are three classes of followers in Scillumination. The choice falls upon the shoulders of that certain follower.
CLASS I: Learn ways to destroy the axtroxes. This class is more challenging, and takes much more discipline than the other two subsequent classes.
CLASS II: Convert the axtroxes using metachlorian (formula will be given in 3rd String of Knowledge) so that they become Netanites.
CLASS III: Appease the axtroxes. This class is by far the easiest, but the rewards of freedom will not be given fully, because wherever axtroxes are, suffering will happen one way or another.
This is the cornerstone of Scillumination:
To practice ways that either destroy, convert, or live with axtroxes.
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Posted 26 August 2006 - 05:49 AM
QUOTE (Slade @ Aug 25 2006, 09:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!
Would you please stop doing that? It makes me nervous for some reason.
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 04:01 AM
Thank you very much, dear Mr. Slade.
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Posted 04 September 2006 - 12:23 PM
Why is it I just now made the connection betwixt the Turkey Curse and your name? I assure you that they are related only by coincidence.
I assure you that they are related only by coincidence.
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