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Scillumination & the Strings of Knowledge thereof.

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Posted 24 August 2006 - 12:35 AM



In light of recent situations pertaining to Tom Cruise, I thought it was time to come forth and share the truth with the word. Why? Because the time has come for humanity to know why there is suffering. Why some people suffer more than others. Buddha didn't get it right. L. R. Hubbard got close.

SCILLUMINATION


Is not just a religion. It is a philosophy, truth, and guide for today's unfortunately dark world. THIS, fundamentally, is the problem with the universe:


AXTROX



I will post 'Strings of Knowledge', which will be the doctrines of Scillumination.


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1st String of Knowledge

"The reason humans suffer is because of the scientific experiments of the overlord extra-terrestrial known as Doctor Ortorsoe. About 700 billion years ago, when the universe was young, Ortorsoe hired several scientists to conduct secret experiments on his daughter, Extera. The experiment was to extract her spirit from her body; after they extracted the spirit, they salvaged several molecules from the spirit plasma, and were able to create god-like, microscopic creatures called Axtroxes. But since the laboratory was very hot, the Axtroxes reacted in a shocking way! They turned against the scientists, infecting their bodies. As the Axtroxes reproduced and spread throughout the galaxy, people for the first time began to come down with illnesses, physical pain, and depression. "

MISSION: "Since you have been endowed with this vital and sacred cosmic information and data, you are now obligated train your mind in order to fight the Axtrox bacteriam"



Why do we suffer? Why do we have a bad day?

Axtroxes. The more you have running through your blood-system, the more you will have pain/anguish. Modern psychiatry is wrong in many aspects: their medications only hold the axtroxes at bay for so long. But they do not defeat them.



Have a good evening, brothers and sisters. I will come back with more information and truth to fill your heads. smile.gif



SIMPLE WAYS TO START FIGHTING AXTROXES:

* Stay away from hot weather. This angers them.

* Drink plenty of water.

* Do NOT drink carbonated beverages under any circumstance.

* Sometimes Axtroxes can breed with calories: therefore, the less calories you take in,
the less chance there are of breeding. This can eventually help to destroy the amount of
Axtroxes in your system.

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Posted 24 August 2006 - 08:09 AM

No offense, but this is rather yawn-worthy, and depressingly close to Scientology, as you've already mentioned. It also probably belongs in the screening room.

Who cares about angering your "axtroxes"? Are you trying to form a benign symbiotic relationship with your version of Pandora's box? It would be more prudent to work on wiping them out, as opposed to appeasing them and slowing down their growth.

I think I'll stick to not partaking of hot dog buns on Fridays and wondering how deeply cabbages have infested the world, disguised as people, thanksfnord.
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Posted 24 August 2006 - 03:47 PM

Is Discordianism a joke? I never could tell.
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Posted 24 August 2006 - 03:57 PM

It's a joke disguised as a religion disguised as a joke.
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Posted 24 August 2006 - 04:32 PM

AHEM! It's a religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion, thank you very much! tongue.gif
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Posted 24 August 2006 - 06:37 PM

Oh, c'mon. Let your Axtroxes breed inside you. They're like midichlorians. You can do amazing things with your anger. As Darth Sidious stated in the book Darth Maul: Shadow Hunter, "Anger is a living thing. Feed it and it will grow." Darth Maul knew this to be true.
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Posted 24 August 2006 - 07:34 PM

No, it's definitely a joke disguised as a religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion. tongue.gif
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Posted 24 August 2006 - 11:05 PM

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Oh, c'mon. Let your Axtroxes breed inside you. They're like midichlorians. You can do amazing things with your anger. As Darth Sidious stated in the book Darth Maul: Shadow Hunter, "Anger is a living thing. Feed it and it will grow." Darth Maul knew this to be true.



Tom Cruise read your response, and thinks you are a minion of Dr. Ortorsoe.
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 12:11 AM

laugh.gif I am no minion of such Dr. Ortorsoe. I am just me, understanding that you can't have good without the bad. To have all good would not let you see how good you really have it. And as with most good things, (take for instance your career with Paramount) they must come to an end. But fear not, after you've gone through the ringer and when you can't picture your life getting any worse, it'll get even more horrible (if that's ever possible) then things might begin to look up, ...but I'm not promising anything. Oh Tom Cruise, you should have foreseen this when the Last Samurai came out. You had sealed your fate when you tried to play a samurai and wield a sword. You just didn't cut it... no pun intended.
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 02:02 AM

Yukai: I realize that the axtroxes inside of you are greatly influencing the things you say to me. Dr. Ortosoe's hold on this earth is very strong, since his spirit does live after these thousands upon thousands of years. Here, I will give you guidance on how to control your axtroxes. Also I think you will be pleased to know that there are things opposite of axtroxes.

SECOND STRING OF KNOWLEDGE - Coming Tomorrow
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 07:48 AM

Spoon: Have you ever even read the Principia or the Apocrypha? If anything, Discordianism is a religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion.
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 10:29 AM

Oh, please. It's so OBVIOUSLY an elaborate joke disguised as a religion disguised as...

You know what? You can have this one. tongue.gif
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 11:10 AM

The cleverer give in, eh?

(... does that proverb even exist in English? unsure.gif)

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Posted 25 August 2006 - 11:30 AM

So if I dislike it I can call it a joke and if I like it I can call it a religion?
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 01:04 PM

If you'd like.

Gobbler: Nope, and it's totally not true. At least, it's impossible to tell from this thread. tongue.gif She gave in because she realized that she hasn't read the Discordian texts, even if she won't publicly admit it.

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