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#1 User is offline   Laura Icon

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Posted 23 August 2006 - 06:35 PM

Oops! this has been up all day.
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 07:00 PM

I can't see how much they charge for plastic surgery. I don't take pleasure in having the shape of my body modified as I am concerned about the long term side effects. I would only approve of plastic surgery to myself if I was involved in an accident that required it with no other choice.

Who here would like plastic surgery?
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Posted 24 August 2006 - 01:00 AM

I guess I'd like my teeth straightened, that's about it.

As for the article, you rocked out, Laura. Have you ever thought of sending some of your stuff to TV Guide or some place like that?

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Posted 24 August 2006 - 04:17 PM

o.O

You are more ambitious than I am, JM. Anyway, I'm pretty sure TV guide doesn't accept unsolicited one-shot articles on shows which have been cancelled long ago.

I would like to get my calabash screwed on tighter.

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Post icon  Posted 24 August 2006 - 05:00 PM

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I would like to get my calabash screwed on tighter.

He was always my favorite character in The Tempest.
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Posted 24 August 2006 - 05:48 PM

I unfortunately keep commenting on Laura's articles in her secret special preview releases... but I think she nailed this one on the head.

What do you think about How Do I Loook? That one's similar to What Not To Wear but with the infinitely more tolerable Finola Hughes in place of the despicable Stacy and Clinton.
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Posted 24 August 2006 - 10:19 PM

I was just grasping at straws, some people do make a good living reviewing or writing articles about TV programs, and all the better if the articles can be funny.

Oooh Laura does secret preview releases too? I bet Slade would love her. When I do a preview with him all I usually say is "make sure I didn't mispell fuck anywhere, and have it done by tomorrow." Maybe calling it a preview IS a better strategy!

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Posted 25 August 2006 - 07:30 AM

I already love her, JM, quite neo-platonicly. I did vote her the Cutest Redcloud Brother way back in the day. And isn't that you, Laura, on qwantz.com?

And what he says is true, people. I'm lucky if I don't have to edit the whole thing by hand to properly remove his drunken ramblings and restore coherency to what he's trying to say with his articles! tongue.gif
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Posted 26 August 2006 - 11:54 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ Aug 25 2006, 08:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And isn't that you, Laura, on qwantz.com?


If you mean the girl in the "Not All Dreams Can Come True" shirt and plaid skirt, then, yeah! I took that when I bought the shirt about a year ago. I also bought some stickers from him, but they are too precious to stick anywhere!

I don't know what "neo-platonically" means, but I'm guessing it about sums up my feelings on the Dinosaur Comics guy!
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Posted 27 August 2006 - 07:53 AM

I didn't realise that you were listed there, that's awesome. I keep meaning to get a photo of me in a lab wearing my Proffessor Science shirt, with an open lab coat over the top.
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