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Sneezing Wednesday, August 16, 2006

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Posted 19 August 2006 - 01:58 PM

there were a couple of weeks during which whenever anyone would sneeze, my roommate would look at them and say, matter-of-factly, 'you sneezed.'

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Posted 19 August 2006 - 02:25 PM

"Matter of Factly 'you sneezed'" Is there suppose to be an additional meaning here?
Factly as if it is so wrong.

A joke for snobbery:
Sneeze
Look if you are going to sneeze that is what the barn is for. Care to join the pigs?
How dare you!
Alright we can battery farm you if you like then you'd be too busy to do such thing.



Someone told me that sneezing kills out the brain cells. The problem was that he couldn't prove it to me. I am not sure if this is a myth, has anybody heard this one before?

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Posted 19 August 2006 - 02:29 PM

no additional meaning, just pointing out the fact that you sneezed. she thought it was silly that sneezing gets the special acknowledgement of 'bless you,' and to say nothing would imply that she either didn't notice or was ignoring it, so instead she just said, 'you sneezed.'
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Posted 19 August 2006 - 02:49 PM

I see, okay well I use other terms. People said "bless you" to me many times but that above is so direct.

I can imagine on what could happen on saying that to the wrong people in my place:
"Excuse me sir you sneezed."
"So what? It isn't my problem."
"It has become my problem so manners please."
"I don't have to apologize to you or anyone, this is a free country and I can do what I like, plus this is a natural habit, how rude of you now get lost!"


Excuse me, you sneezed.
WhOt!
You sneezed.
Yeah! Well! so! what! I don't care. Now **** off!

I hope I have not offended anyone here, this is the common behaviour of some of the people in my place but for other situations.

Snobbery:
"Can you put a tissue over that porthole of yours so I don't have to your smell your puff coming from inside that trench hole?"

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Posted 19 August 2006 - 05:40 PM

Did you know that there are sneezing fetish sites? Fact.
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Posted 22 August 2006 - 01:28 PM

I'm horrible for really huge sneezes. It is my mission, one day, to crack a piece of glass/glassware simply through sheer volume. One day.
QUOTE (Deepsycher @ Aug 17 2006, 03:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Pliers are the next closest thing I have to tweezers. Just to pull out an annoying tickly hair that kept on growing in the same space which made me sneeze for minutes.

Erm... why not just buy one of those snazzy nosehair trimmers? Seriously, no guy really needs to pluck anything hairlike from his body these days. Pain!
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Posted 22 August 2006 - 04:05 PM

I tried that with scizzors but they kept on growing back in the same place.
Pulling them might have been painful but they never grew back in that space of irritating me.

Also how about for coughing?
I apologize when I cough but is it considered any worse to sneezing here?

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Posted 24 August 2006 - 10:49 AM

Scissors? OWIES pinch.gif

No, you can get specific nosehair trimmers which fit in your nose and... erm... trim your nosehairs. Far less painful than plucking, far more sane than using scissors. Might get a pair myself in the next year or so.
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Posted 24 August 2006 - 04:32 PM

I seen them selling, might be good for hairs that continuously grow in the same place without the pain.
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