This post has been edited by Emu: 19 August 2006 - 01:58 PM
Sneezing Wednesday, August 16, 2006
#16
Posted 19 August 2006 - 01:58 PM
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
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#17
Posted 19 August 2006 - 02:25 PM
Factly as if it is so wrong.
A joke for snobbery:
Sneeze
Look if you are going to sneeze that is what the barn is for. Care to join the pigs?
How dare you!
Alright we can battery farm you if you like then you'd be too busy to do such thing.
Someone told me that sneezing kills out the brain cells. The problem was that he couldn't prove it to me. I am not sure if this is a myth, has anybody heard this one before?
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 19 August 2006 - 02:53 PM
#18
Posted 19 August 2006 - 02:29 PM
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
#19
Posted 19 August 2006 - 02:49 PM
I can imagine on what could happen on saying that to the wrong people in my place:
"Excuse me sir you sneezed."
"So what? It isn't my problem."
"It has become my problem so manners please."
"I don't have to apologize to you or anyone, this is a free country and I can do what I like, plus this is a natural habit, how rude of you now get lost!"
Excuse me, you sneezed.
WhOt!
You sneezed.
Yeah! Well! so! what! I don't care. Now **** off!
I hope I have not offended anyone here, this is the common behaviour of some of the people in my place but for other situations.
Snobbery:
"Can you put a tissue over that porthole of yours so I don't have to your smell your puff coming from inside that trench hole?"
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 19 August 2006 - 03:05 PM
#21
Posted 22 August 2006 - 01:28 PM
Erm... why not just buy one of those snazzy nosehair trimmers? Seriously, no guy really needs to pluck anything hairlike from his body these days. Pain!
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#22
Posted 22 August 2006 - 04:05 PM
Pulling them might have been painful but they never grew back in that space of irritating me.
Also how about for coughing?
I apologize when I cough but is it considered any worse to sneezing here?
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 22 August 2006 - 04:08 PM
#23
Posted 24 August 2006 - 10:49 AM
No, you can get specific nosehair trimmers which fit in your nose and... erm... trim your nosehairs. Far less painful than plucking, far more sane than using scissors. Might get a pair myself in the next year or so.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish