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Posted 13 August 2006 - 04:58 PM



"I know I look like a cornfed moron. But I am the original."
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Posted 13 August 2006 - 11:08 PM

QUOTE (StarWarsIsUs @ Aug 13 2006, 02:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


"I know I look like a cornfed moron. But I am the original."

The horror! The horror!

Yet he still looks better than Singer's...



SUPERMAN: "That's a cute kid ya got there Catwoman."

SELINA KYLE/CATWOMAN: "Thanks. She's my pride and j-"

JLA: "Give her to us!!!!! So that we may sacrifice her to appease our heathen gods!!!!!"

SK/CW: "WTF?!"


JLA: "Why the Hell do we look like a bunch of anime characters?"


GA/GL [singing]: "It's not easy being green."
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Posted 14 August 2006 - 12:35 PM

LMAO!



OFF-CAMERA VOICE: What are you guys doing?

WW: Standing around and taking ourselves way too seriously. Got a problem with that?
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Posted 14 August 2006 - 01:23 PM

QUOTE (StarWarsIsUs @ Aug 14 2006, 10:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
LMAO!



OFF-CAMERA VOICE: What are you guys doing?

WW: Standing around and taking ourselves way too seriously. Got a problem with that?

LMAO to you as well!


WONDER WOMAN: "Do you think this scene should have been cut? We were worried when the boys were writing it - but now we're glad! Better than all the other scenes I think!"

GREEN LANTERN: "Well OUR scene was better visually."

FLASH: "Well at least ours was committed, it wasn't just a string of pussy jokes."

MOPHIR: "Get on with it!"

DR. DESTINY: "Yes, get on with it!"

GREEN LANTERNS: "Get on with it!!!!!"

WONDER WOMAN: "Oh I am enjoying this scene!"

SUPERMAN: "Get on with it!!!!!"
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Posted 14 August 2006 - 01:32 PM

AHAHA! Creative ^^^





MOPHIR: Mophir destroy you if you start humming that creepy song!



DIANA & BRUCE: (start humming it together, to annoy Mophir)
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Posted 15 August 2006 - 02:00 PM

Who is this Dr. Destiny, and why does he == Skeletor?
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Posted 15 August 2006 - 02:06 PM

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Who is this Dr. Destiny, and why does he == Skeletor?

Do you want the long of it or the short of it?

Well, here's the Wikipedia page on it -

Dr. Destiny, real name John Dee, was once a petty criminal scientist who used his genius to create astounding devices for crime. He first encountered the Justice League of America shortly after he invented an anti-gravity device that allowed him to capture Green Lantern, impersonate him, and infiltrate the JLA. Before Dr. Destiny could further his criminal ends, however, the Leaguers discovered his treachery and promptly imprisoned him.

He was a failure until his mother, Ethel, gave him the Sandman's Dreamstone. Dr. Destiny used the Ruby to power the Materioptikon, a device which allowed him to create reality from the fabric of dreams. He manipulated the Dreamstone, forcing flaws and adding circuitry, until it was attuned to him and not the Sandman. Morpheus was imprisoned by the Daemon King at the time, unaware of what Dr. Destiny was doing and unable to stop or prevent it. Dr. Destiny's power was so great that the Justice League resorted to drastic measures to stop him. They hypnotized him and manipulated his psyche to prevent him from dreaming; this kept him from using the Materioptikon for criminal purposes but caused him to lose his mind and shrivel to a skeletal wreck of a man. He was then sent to Arkham Asylum, where his sanity eroded further.

When his mother died, Dr. Destiny escaped Arkham, reclaimed the Ruby, and used it to initiate a rampage where he killed dozens of people. The Sandman, recently freed and searching for his stolen tokens of power, could not stop Dr. Destiny until the villain decided to leech all of the Sandman's power into the Ruby and destroy the gem. The destruction of the Dreamstone returned all of its power back to the Sandman, including power the Lord of Dreams had been without for millennia. Morpheus then returned Dr. Destiny to Arkham and returned his ability to dream. Although he is able to dream once again, Dr. Destiny's sanity is still extremely shaky.

Dr. Destiny later learnt that continued use of the Materioptikon meant he still had some dream manipulation powers even without the Dreamstone. He warped the Atom's dreams of the original Justice League into a world where the superheroes were fascist bullies, as part of a plan to trap the then-current Justice League there. He was defeated when the comatose Blue Beetle was able to enter the dream world. Later, Dr. Destiny threatened the JLA once again by bringing his "dream self" into the real world and attacking them with bizarre and irrational dream-logic. He was defeated and returned to his cell in Arkham.

Over the years, Dr. Destiny has proven one of the Justice League's most persistent foes. In his earliest appearances, before he lost his sanity, his goals were more rational: to acquire wealth and personal power, to eliminate all his enemies, and so on. All of these schemes revolved around the creative and liberal use of the Materioptikon, a strategy which often caught his opponents off-guard. One can assume that Dr. Destiny is still interested in attaining all of his former goals: the elimination of the Justice League, the restoration of his human appearance, and the reconstruction of the Materioptikon.

Outside of regular DC continuity: In Grant Morrison's 1989 Batman graphic novel, Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth, Dr. Destiny is referenced to by the Joker, and later makes a brief appearance in which he seems to have either been killed or severely injured by Batman. Given the nature of the book, which features other characters suffering ambiguously lethal fates, this event likely does not occur in the "main" DC continuity.

In the Justice League episode "Only a Dream", John Dee (voiced by William Atherton) was a man imprisoned in Stryker's Prison for guarding a supply of smuggled weaponry in a LexCorp storehouse. He kept in regular contact with his wife, Penny, and volunteered to be a guinea pig for a doctor's experiments with the Materioptikon, a machine that gave people ESP abilities; during the sessions, he dreamt of single-handedly defeating the Justice League and being a member of the Injustice Gang. When he found out that his parole request didn't go through, John was saddened. His wife divorced him soon after, making a bad situation worse.

During a prison riot, John snuck into the doctor's lab and exposed himself to an intensified burst from the Materioptikon. The experience gave him the ability to not only read people's minds, but to get inside them as well, wreaking havoc in their dreams and even forcing them to go insane and die. Despite his love for his wife, when he found out she had found another man, John used his abilities to mentally torture his ex-wife, in the process taking the new name "Dr. Destiny."

Dr. Destiny later trapped Superman, Hawkgirl, Green Lantern, and the Flash in their dreams, playing out their deepest fears: Hawkgirl was trapped inside a coffin (claustrophobia); Flash was trapped inside a world where he moved so fast, nobody else could see or hear him; Superman became so strong and out of control that he killed all those he loved (possibly a reference to Larry Niven's satirical essay Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex); and Green Lantern wasn't accepted back in his old neighborhood because of his status as a Green Lantern.

While the Martian Manhunter telepathically entered his teammates' dream to try to get them to realize that what they were experiencing was not real, Batman eventually took down Dr. Destiny (keeping himself awake by humming Frère Jacques) and the rest of the Justice League woke up from their dreams, but not without memories of what it felt like to be trapped in those situations. Dr. Destiny was last seen in a comatose condition, back at Stryker's, after having accidentally injected himself with a massive overdose of a powerful sedative. He, however, is confirmed to be a member of Gorilla Grodd's Legion of Doom shown on Justice League Unlimited, making a cameo in "I Am Legion" and very briefly seen in a shot on Luthor's side in "Alive!"

This version of Dr. Destiny is the first character on Justice League to actually commit murder; his ex-wife eventually dies from the torture he inflicts on her. The episode also featured some of the most graphic deaths of Justice League (such as Superman hugging Jimmy Olsen in his dream and breaking his spine). In the show's continuation, Justice League Unlimited, however, deaths and murders are much more common (although most are, admittedly, implied and off-screen).

Dr. Destiny first appeared in 1961. It is believed that the design of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe villain Skeletor was based on the original design of Dr. Destiny. Because of the relative obscurity of Dr. Destiny, however, many fans incorrectly believe that Dr. Destiny is a rip-off of Skeletor, despite his predating Skeletor by nearly 20 years.

Classic Dr. Destiny.


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This post has been edited by Lord Aquaman: 15 August 2006 - 02:07 PM

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Posted 15 August 2006 - 02:42 PM

A simple link would have done the job too, you know? This way it looks like a plagiarism overkill.

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Posted 15 August 2006 - 03:13 PM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Aug 15 2006, 12:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A simple link would have done the job too, you know? This way it looks like a plagiarism overkill.

My bad.

For the record, most of the time when I post a link it gets ignored.
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Posted 15 August 2006 - 03:16 PM

For the record, I also ignored that stuff up there, but that's because I wasn't really interested in it personally. Post the links and let the readers decide.

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Posted 15 August 2006 - 04:03 PM

If you weren't interested, why would you even mention anything about it, Gobbler?

Good job, Gob. You've proven once again that you are anal. Go take it somewhere else. sleep.gif
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Posted 15 August 2006 - 04:35 PM

While I didn't want to read the facts of the article, I was still interested in what Mr. Aquaman had to say. Therefore, a simple link would have saved me the trouble of looking for his words among the article's words.

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Posted 16 August 2006 - 12:02 AM

Could of just said "Thank you" then Gob. You sound like a rude sod the way you put it. Could've been like "Thanks for the info Aqua, but you didn't have to go to all that trouble. Just the link would've worked, but I appreciate it." Is that so hard?

Nice job Aquaman, I appreciated it. biggrin.gif

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Posted 16 August 2006 - 04:23 AM

I stand corrected. Thank you Aquaman, <insert the stuff from up there>, didn't want to sound round, I guess I'm a little bit too tired lately.

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Posted 16 August 2006 - 05:42 PM

It's cool Gob, we all have bad days. I too have been without sleep lately. Hope it finds you soon too.
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