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May I draw your attention to the films of Matilda, James and the Giant Peach, and the end of The Witches? Hollywood [bleep]. There was probably another, but that's all I remember.
The animated version of the BFG was alright...
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Posted 25 March 2004 - 03:08 AM
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Posted 25 March 2004 - 04:38 AM
Did ye not see Matilda, man? That was just fucking unforgivable. As is the current treatment of Dr. Seuss material. It's probably worth a more in-depth future rant.
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Posted 25 March 2004 - 10:21 AM
I'm somewhat disgusted with the Dr. Seuss movies as well. I mean, The Cat In The Hat movie was little more than yet another vehicle for Mike Myers to speak in a plethura of poorly imitated accents.
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Posted 25 March 2004 - 01:50 PM
Those were all classic books, torn to ribbons by H$llyw$$d. 'Nuff said.
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Posted 26 March 2004 - 02:24 AM
Chyld, that doesn't work. Using the term 'Micro$oft' works, because a dollar sign looks a bit like an S. What you have written should probably be pronounced 'Husllywussed'.
If one is prepared to be all cosmopolitan and international like, I would recommend this, instead:
'Ho₤₤ywood'
If one is prepared to be all cosmopolitan and international like, I would recommend this, instead:
'Ho₤₤ywood'
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Posted 26 March 2004 - 03:10 AM
1.) Hollywood - dollars
2.) It does look ridiculous and I blame my chemical intoke...
2.) It does look ridiculous and I blame my chemical intoke...
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 02:20 PM
Why can't we just degress into calling Hollywood a bunch of fucking retards instead of making clever play on letters (if you will)?
Sounds like a plan? Good.
Matilda seems to be on every Christmas, and I watch it, despite the fact its a pile of rubbish and it makes my skin crawl. Maybe I have better things to do.
Sounds like a plan? Good.
Matilda seems to be on every Christmas, and I watch it, despite the fact its a pile of rubbish and it makes my skin crawl. Maybe I have better things to do.
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 10:06 PM
the kid in the add says I want
-something to eat
-something exciting
-something to play with
but an exiting toy in a chocolate egg is technically one thing!!!
so the kid gets ripped off!!
-something to eat
-something exciting
-something to play with
but an exiting toy in a chocolate egg is technically one thing!!!
so the kid gets ripped off!!
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Posted 01 April 2004 - 10:38 AM
QUOTE (Stalky @ Mar 31 2004, 02:20 PM)
Why can't we just degress into calling Hollywood a bunch of fucking retards instead of making clever play on letters (if you will)?
Sounds like a plan?
Sounds like a plan?
Meh, works for me. Was just making a point, was all...
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Posted 01 April 2004 - 04:59 PM
Quit calling "them" hollywood. Hollywood is a fucking town. Not everyone there butchered Roald Dahl.
Also, Yahtzee is right, H$llyW$$d looks fucking retarded.
So does Micro$oft.
"Well, it's the richest company in the nation, and I thought I was being clever when I decided-"
Shut the fuck up.
Also, Yahtzee is right, H$llyW$$d looks fucking retarded.
So does Micro$oft.
"Well, it's the richest company in the nation, and I thought I was being clever when I decided-"
Shut the fuck up.
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