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Posted 12 August 2006 - 04:04 AM

Nice. smile.gif

Love the Zod and Bryan Singer pics. Hilarious!

And that description of Ultraviolet sounds like it could be applied Superman Returns too. tongue.gif Sorry, have to stoke the flames.

Sup LordAquaman?!?! *waves*
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Posted 12 August 2006 - 10:14 PM

QUOTE (Jedi_Arco @ Aug 12 2006, 02:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nice. smile.gif

Love the Zod and Bryan Singer pics. Hilarious!

And that description of Ultraviolet sounds like it could be applied Superman Returns too. tongue.gif Sorry, have to stoke the flames.

Sup LordAquaman?!?! *waves*

Jedi Arco! [waves back] Good to see you're still with us. How ya been?
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Posted 12 August 2006 - 10:56 PM

Never had the chance to meet you, Arco. My name is Sickey Muttle. What is yours?

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Posted 13 August 2006 - 11:54 AM

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Never had the chance to meet you, Arco. My name is Sickey Muttle. What is yours?

You two should get along well together.


BATMAN: "Alright J'onn boy, read my mind. Find one of my deepest darkest secrets."

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "You... masturbate more than anyone on this planet."

BATMAN: "D'uh. Everyone knows that. C'mon, something nobody knows."

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "When you do it, you're thinking about guys."

SUPERMAN: " ohmy.gif "

FLASH & HAWKGIRL: " wacko.gif sick.gif "

WONDER WOMAN: " crying.gif "

BATMAN: "Hey, not all the time!"

WONDER WOMAN: "I really wish someone had told me about this before hand..."
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "It's alright." [whispers] "My place. Midnight. Bring Oreos."
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Posted 13 August 2006 - 04:56 PM

LMAO! 6/5 smile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gif + smile.gif



WW: I just can't get over the fact that Batman killed Green Lantern before I could ---

MM: Don't worry. We are all depressed over the same thing.
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Posted 13 August 2006 - 11:12 PM


BATMAN: "Listen Supes, Wonder Woman and I have a bond, okay? And no one can come between that bond."
SUPERMAN: "I thought you wanted to fool around with Black Canary, Huntress and Captain Marvel's sister Mary Marvel."
BATMAN: "Well yeah, them, but that's it."
SUPERMAN: "And you're sleeping with your former sidekick's ex-girlfriend. And you've got Ra's Al Guhl's daughter in your pocket. And I know you and Catwoman are more than 'just friends'-"
BATMAN: "Okay Supes, what is your point?"
SUPERMAN: "My point is... you are a whore."
BATMAN:"Okay, apology accepted."

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Posted 14 August 2006 - 12:00 AM



FLASH: Green Lantern is dead?!? How come you didn't let me help?

HAWKGIRL: It's common courtesy. When Green Lantern is getting killed, you call your friends so they can come join in. But no... this League has no courtesy. That's why I'm quiting!
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Posted 14 August 2006 - 10:13 AM


HAWKGIRL: "Whatcha doin' in my room, Di?"
WONDER WOMAN: "Aw snap!"
HAWKGIRL: "Whatcha doin' with my mace?"
WONDER WOMAN: "Oh this old thing? I was just moving it aside 'cause I came in here looking for... pants."

HAWKGIRL: "Uh-huh. Nice try. Put the mace down. Put the mace down NOW, or there's gonna be trouble."

WONDER WOMAN: "You do realize that I can beat you up very easily, right?

SUPERMAN: "Hey, cat fight between Wonder Woman and Hawkgirl!"
BATMAN: "Oh yeah..."

FLASH: "Alright, cat fight!!!!"

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "Did someone say cat-fight?!"

GL: "So they tell me you and Wonder Woman had a cat fight. Who won?"
HG: "Oh for the love of- why are men so obsessed with this cat-fight nonsense?!"
GL: "Men dig it because when two women get into close contact with one another, well, you know."
HG: angry.gif

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Posted 14 August 2006 - 12:33 PM

Nice one. 5/5 smile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gif
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Posted 14 August 2006 - 01:38 PM

QUOTE (StarWarsIsUs @ Aug 14 2006, 10:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nice one. 5/5 smile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gif

Thank you. I keep hoping Jedi Arco'll throw in here sooner or later.


MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "So, I have just received information that Superman and Batman got married last week in Vegas dressed like Storm Troopers."

BATMAN: "What?!"

SUPERMAN: "Excuse me?"

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "I've also received word that between the two of you, Batman is the bitch and Superman is the butch."

BATMAN: "I'm the bitch?!"
SUPERMAN: "Well Bruce, if we were gay, that's how I'd see it."
BATMAN: "Shut the f*** up!"

AQUAMAN: "Uh-oh, honey moon's over."
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Posted 14 August 2006 - 01:40 PM

LMAO! That's wrong... >.< (so is this: )




SUPERMAN: Bats, I keep telling you. When we were wrestling, and I grabbed your ding-along, it was an accident.

BATMAN: Was it an accident when you damn near pulled it off? Huh?

SUPERMAN: Yes.

BATMAN: Whatever.
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Posted 16 August 2006 - 12:40 PM

QUOTE (StarWarsIsUs @ Aug 14 2006, 11:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
LMAO! That's wrong... >.< (so is this: )


SUPERMAN: Bats, I keep telling you. When we were wrestling, and I grabbed your ding-along, it was an accident.

BATMAN: Was it an accident when you damn near pulled it off? Huh?

SUPERMAN: Yes.

BATMAN: Whatever.


Hahahaha.

So who's going to buy the big new collector set of Superman films (the ones made circa 1978-1987)? I hear we're going to see restored footage to "Superman II" that was shot by Richard Donner and then discarded after the Salkinds fired him and replaced him with Richard Lester.
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Posted 19 August 2006 - 03:20 PM

Finally saw it. Didn't hate, didn't like it too much, it's an ordinary movie alright. Except for...

"Kitty, what did my father use to say to me?"
"You're loosing your hair?"
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"Before that."
"Get out?"

biggrin.gif I liked that scene.

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Posted 19 August 2006 - 03:26 PM

Yeah; that's sadly one of the few positive scenes in the movie. And that was humor, so that isn't saying much.
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Posted 19 August 2006 - 03:31 PM

I kind of expected more of a CGI-overkill movie, to be honest. I mean, he's muthafuckin' freakin' SupaMYAN! Man of Steel and whatnot - you'd think they'd come up with more action. After all, nobody went to see that movie because of its story, right? It's all been set from the beginning - he's the big superjerk, Lois is the supergroupie, Lex is superbald - let's rock! But nooooo...

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