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#91 User is offline   Lord Aquaman Icon

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Posted 05 August 2006 - 10:59 PM

Normally I'd love to argue with you Jaded Wolf, but it's too late and I'm too tired and lazy.


BATMAN: "Ladies & Gentlemen, it's so good to be here tonight. I just flew in from Gotham City and man are my arms tired. Ahem, do you remember the unsuccessful That 80s Show that premiered in 2002? Remember how bad it was? That 80s Show was so bad that Christopher Reeve stood up, walked over to the TV and-"

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Posted 06 August 2006 - 12:45 PM

Ain't lookin to argue just stating my opinion. All movies have a degree in which they can be better but if you go to a movie expecting it to suck then it probably will for you. Don't get me wrong, there are some movies that just suck no matter what your outlook is. Case in point "Ultraviolet". I opened myself to watch it and was optimistic about it but when I watched it last night one truth stood out to me... It sucked... Anyways, all I have to say about that.
"And shepherds we shall be for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti!!!"
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Posted 08 August 2006 - 01:34 PM

QUOTE (Jaded Wolf @ Aug 6 2006, 10:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ain't lookin to argue just stating my opinion. All movies have a degree in which they can be better but if you go to a movie expecting it to suck then it probably will for you. Don't get me wrong, there are some movies that just suck no matter what your outlook is. Case in point "Ultraviolet". I opened myself to watch it and was optimistic about it but when I watched it last night one truth stood out to me... It sucked... Anyways, all I have to say about that.

I've never seen "Ultraviolet".
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Posted 08 August 2006 - 01:37 PM

You made a wise choice.
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 06:15 PM

QUOTE (MyPantsAreOnFire @ Aug 8 2006, 11:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You made a wise choice.


You're right. Aquaman, be glad you did not. I felt like my brain cells were depleted by the minute.
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 07:46 PM

Was it that bad of a movie?

Name some weak points in it.
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 09:33 PM

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Was it that bad of a movie?

Name some weak points in it.


It felt like watching a bunch of video game cutscenes strung together, but somehow less interesting.
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Posted 10 August 2006 - 05:29 AM

Weak points: The poor post-processing done on the faces, the lame fighting sequences, the absurd fighting sequences, the useless fighting sequences, the rather weak character development, the far too linear plot, no real surprises about the final outcome of it all, some weak CGI scenes in contrast to some good CGI scenes - do I need to go on?

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Posted 10 August 2006 - 02:15 PM

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It felt like watching a bunch of video game cutscenes strung together, but somehow less interesting.


Must have been pretty bad...

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Weak points: The poor post-processing done on the faces, the lame fighting sequences, the absurd fighting sequences, the useless fighting sequences, the rather weak character development, the far too linear plot, no real surprises about the final outcome of it all, some weak CGI scenes in contrast to some good CGI scenes - do I need to go on?



That kind of a movie, 'huh? Must have been a lot like the Resident Evil movies.. It's the same actress... I think. Well then, I definitely won't be watching Ultra Violet.
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Posted 10 August 2006 - 02:32 PM

Resident Evil, hm? *scratches head* Yeah, I guess you can compare it to that. Nice effects here and there but nothing really special. Even though I still liked Resident Evil a little bit more.

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Posted 10 August 2006 - 05:18 PM

Hey, check this out -


BATMAN: "Who are you again?"
SUPERMAN: "Your bitch..."
BATMAN: "Damn straight!"
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Posted 11 August 2006 - 04:11 AM

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Resident Evil, hm? *scratches head* Yeah, I guess you can compare it to that. Nice effects here and there but nothing really special. Even though I still liked Resident Evil a little bit more.


It had some good spots; but not many.
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Posted 11 August 2006 - 05:16 AM

Saw these on SuperHero Hype, and thought I should share.





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Posted 11 August 2006 - 02:26 PM

QUOTE (StarWarsIsUs @ Aug 11 2006, 03:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Saw these on SuperHero Hype, and thought I should share.



Hahahaha

Damn it! yell.gif The pic I posted is X-ed out! ARGH! angry.gif


BATMAN: "Predator!"
SUPERMAN: "Aliens!"
BATMAN: "Predator!"
SUPERMAN: "Aliens!"


MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "Martians, bitches."


WONDER WOMAN: "Gimme some sugar, Gumbi!"

This post has been edited by Lord Aquaman: 11 August 2006 - 02:26 PM

I am the Fisher King.

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Posted 11 August 2006 - 03:34 PM

Heheh!



BATMAN: Lois is mine!

SUPERMAN: No, Lois is mine!

BATMAN: Mine!

SUPERMAN: Mine!

BATMAN: Both of ours!

SUPERMAN: ....Okay.
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