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#1 SimeSublime

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Posted 04 June 2006 - 11:20 AM

Hope you have a very happy birthday Jexxer, feel free to introduce the cake to you BFK.

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Posted 04 June 2006 - 01:27 PM

Happy Birthday Janey!!!

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Posted 04 June 2006 - 02:30 PM

Happy Birthday Miss Sherwood! May cakez and random stabbidity-stab-stab fill this special day for you! Whooohooo!

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Posted 04 June 2006 - 02:38 PM

Happy Birthday!

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#5 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 04 June 2006 - 06:02 PM

YAY!

...But I've still got six hours left. Quick! What can I do to celebrate my last six hours as a teenager?

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Posted 04 June 2006 - 06:15 PM

Go do something irresponsible and stupid. Like seeing if you can chug an entire quart of coke, or something, and then seeing how long you can keep it down for if you succeed.

Happy birthday!

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Posted 04 June 2006 - 08:33 PM

Yes, happity stabbity birthday to the burgeoning, young Miss Sherwood. Pupz send HUGZ!!!!

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Posted 04 June 2006 - 08:41 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Jun 4 2006, 03:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

YAY!

...But I've still got six hours left. Quick! What can I do to celebrate my last six hours as a teenager?

Go to the movies and get a teenager toll...

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Posted 04 June 2006 - 09:30 PM

Finally a birthday that I haven't missed.

*gives Janey a big birthday hug* (this is because I know exactly what reaction that action entails

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Posted 05 June 2006 - 01:02 AM

... Otal WANTS to be stabbed.

Happy Birthday, Janey! May your muses never age, and may you never act a day older than any age you want to be. May Fortuna always be at your feet, and may Eris always keep you on your toes.

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Posted 05 June 2006 - 02:09 AM

Well, you're in the fine 20 Years Club. Already gone "Holy shit! I'm 20!" yet? That only took me about six hours.

Happy birthday, bearer of the Muses! May your stabs be stabbity, may your fangirldoms be rabid, and may your birthday cakez inexplicably contain Johnny Depp. And now, as was tradition about two years ago, I grant you a free shot at me with a sledgehammer.

*starts putting on some body armour in the meanwhile*

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Posted 05 June 2006 - 07:34 PM

stabbiecakez for alll

happy birthday janey!!!!

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Posted 05 June 2006 - 07:41 PM

Damn, didn't I post here already? No... Wait, that was when my computer froze.

Happy Birthday and all that.

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