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Kill Jar Jar! The most creative way to off Jar Jar Binks?

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Posted 10 February 2009 - 02:20 PM

I say put him in a big ol' crate and ship him to Iraq!
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Posted 11 February 2009 - 02:16 AM

I say put Iraq in an even bigger crate and ship it to Jar Jar!
"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).
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Posted 11 February 2009 - 02:03 PM

Darths and Droids made Jar Jar awesome.
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Posted 11 February 2009 - 08:32 PM

What if you put the crate in his head and if he tries to escape from Iraq, "BOOM!"

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 09:20 PM

Put Iraq inside his head, and if Iraq tries to escape the crate, then someting something something!
"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 04:04 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Feb 11 2009, 01:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Darths and Droids made Jar Jar awesome.

SO true!

Kill JarJar by shooting him with a nuclear missile and not giving him a refrigerator?
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