[miladyblue]

Unfortunately, Jar Jar is immortal.

Then there is no HOPE! Waaaahhhh!!

[diligent_d]

If you strike him down, he will become more powerful than any of us can (want) to imagine.

[Lord Aquaman]

I bet it'd be satisfying but his death should also be funny, and should suit him. I can come up with stuff like 'Hang him on a tree, shoot him, gut him and then run him over with a Buick', but there's not much fun in that.

Would being shot in the testicals by Robocop be a funny death for him?

[miladyblue]

Would being shot in the testicals by Robocop be a funny death for him?

With the squeaky voice Jar Jar evinced in all of those movies, are you sure he HAD any, Lord Aquaman?

[Casual Fan]

In ROTJ, there is a very brief scene where the Emperor meets with some courtier types.

I really wouldn't mind a Lucas reediting to put Jar Jar in that scene, as one of the courtiers, as long as its made clear that he doesn't get off the Death Star in time.

[miladyblue]

"Meesa thinkin' meesa go splat!"

Then up close and personal CGI of Jar Jar getting himself splattered all over the place, and maybe burning and suffering horribly?

You might be on to something there, Casual Fan!

[StarWarsIsUs]

Crucify him upside down after ripping out his testicles.

That is the most creative way. And the way he is worthy for.

[diligent_d]

Feed him to the piggies.

[aj1304]

enslaved on ds 1 or 2 with construction and maintainence, gets blown up on board.
Ran out of friends in ep3 so he tried to break into palpy's office to exact revenge getting killed in the process
remotely lands his own craft ontop of himself crushing himself
captured by ewok handler out of Forces of Corruptionj
and more.

[flying dutchman]

Feed him to the Rancor

[diligent_d]

Republic News Broadcaster: "Earlier this morning in the East Sector of Coruscant, Gungan resident Jar Jar Binks was found shot in the back of the head seven times by laser blaster. Officials closed the case several hours later, ruling the death as a suicide. In other news..."

[Toru-chan]

Ten Ways to Kill Jar Jar

Hmm... Let's see:

1. Seppuku/Hari Kari (Japanese Ritual Suicide) For his betrayal in ATOC, that big toad thing (not Jabba, the other one) orders him to commit Seppuku. In Seppuku you stab yourself in the gut, slice left to right, which doesn't kill you. Only hurts a lot. Then an aide or enemy who respects you cuts your head off to finish the job. If they get the cut wrong, like, bad karma on them. If an aide: any Nubian qualifies, but why risk the stain on such a nice costume? If an enemy who respects him, well, no one respects him except George Lucas. Lucas makes cameos, but is Jar Jar's biggest fan. In other word, nobody qualifies. But Since Jar Jar is a comic genius, I have an idea. Jar jar can cut off his own head. Unfortunately, being a Looney Tunes character, if he did another one would immediately sprout up in place. Jar Jar is indeed immortal.

2. A refrigerator falls on him.

3. He's arrested for sending dirty email to an Imperial Page.

4. Someone forgets to feed him.

5. He's on Alderaan at the precise spot the Death Star beam hits. Bending over to pick something up.

6. He mistakes Polonium-210 for Salt.

7. He gets too big and Padme decides to flush him down the toilet.

8. He's looking at a light saber real close when he finds the on switch.

9. He walks in on a Black Panthers meeting.

10. Luke Skywalker mistakes him for a Womp Rat.

This post has been edited by Toru-chan: 27 January 2007 - 07:12 AM

[makingfun22_sw]

I am content assuming that Jar Jar Binks was on Alderaan when it was destroyed. It really brings a new sense of satisfaction to that scene in ANH.

that's sick taking pleasure from death of billions for seeing the most annoying character ever die.
Oh well WE are sick then.
I CONCUR
Additionally i vote the lava and chocking with his ears deaths.
I also propose to feed him to the sand monster of Return of the Jedi. It was a million year death i think. Oh yeah

[Hoth]

What about having R2 get fed up with him, then soaking him in oil or whatever that liquid was he used on the super battle droids in ROTS, then lighting up his rockets (you know, the ones that don't exist in the OT) and then watching Jar-Jar scream in agony as he slowly melts away...R2 beeps incessantly "get out of my trilogy bitch!!!" while bouncing on legs that he flew on only moments ago, as the scene closes...

[Eagle]

First a big "hello" to all. New member posting here.

A couple of weeks ago I was forced to kinda rewrite one of the Clone Wars Episodes which had Jar Jar in it and it turned out like this:


(source: lucasfilms and Eagle)