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Posted 28 May 2006 - 06:27 PM

The rules will be outlined below.

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1. Each person gets 3 speach lines max, so the game doesnt turn into a fiasco.

2. Before each speach line, the characters name must be in bold points and a little "-" must seperate the character and thier speach.

3. In order to make sure no one hogs the game, lets make it that you cant make a speach line without two people making speach lines go before you.

4. Have fun.

5. The game is in a multi-verse universe so I guess everything is alowed, it also have all timelines crossing.

6. The games example is as followed:

"Random Asshole #1 Types"

Darth Maul- OMG LMAO

Anikan- LOLOLO

"Random Asshole #2 Types"

Anikan- Hell shit fuck shit

Darth Maul- OMG LMAO

7. No retard phrases like "LMAO" or "OMG" will be used, complete proper sentences must be used, each character speach must be at least 20 character long, come one peoples...

8. Ill start off and everyone try to make a story of this.

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Palpatine- Very well, my plans are nearly complete soon I will take over the entire... known galaxy!

Generic Guard #1- Why would you want to do that? You already have enough reasorces to live in luxury...

<<Palpatine kills Generic Guard #1 using choke hold>>
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Posted 28 May 2006 - 07:58 PM

Generic Guard #2 - Malcom? Malcom!!! You killed him! He was going to be the best man at my weeding next week! Nooooooooooooooooo!
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Posted 28 May 2006 - 09:48 PM

(breaking rule #3)

Generic Guard #3- Dont worry Generic Guard #2, Generic Guard #1 is in a better place right now, he's in hell.

Palpatine- So hell is better then under my command!?

<<Palpatine kills Generic Guard #3>>

Generic Guard #2- NOOO... he was ment to be my second best man!
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Posted 28 May 2006 - 10:57 PM

generic guard#2 - And by that of course i mean my 'groomsman'
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Posted 28 May 2006 - 11:14 PM

Palpatine- well, i can be your groomsman..
generic guard 4- wow, emperor aren't you against gay weddings?
palpatine- DAMN!
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Posted 29 May 2006 - 12:03 AM

Palpatine- Well, I am going to take over the galaxy, I might as well be a bit diverse.
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Posted 29 May 2006 - 01:19 AM

generic guard#5 - Sir! I mean, your eh.. senetorness... Sepratists are attacking the cloning facility on Kamino! I repeat sepratists are attacking the cloning facility on Kamino!


generic guard#6 - Sir! I mean, your eh.. worship... the coffe machine is jammed, we cannot grind beans, i repeat we cannot grind our beans!!!
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Posted 29 May 2006 - 04:28 PM

Generic guard 7- The cofee machine is jammed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Generic guard 8- Slow down, we are too many generic guards!
Paplatine- I knew it! You are clones! Motherland traitors!
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Posted 29 May 2006 - 07:09 PM

Palpatine: You need names... AHAH! I have the PERFECT naming system. You! *points at generic guard 4* You will be Generic Guard A! AND YOU! *points at GG5* Will be Generic Guard B!

Generic Guard 4... er... A: Isn't that the same system?
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Posted 29 May 2006 - 09:38 PM

Palpatine Yes, but it at least limmits us to 26 guards... and yet we individually named all the clones... yikes.
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Posted 29 May 2006 - 09:53 PM

generic guard 27- How I am going to be called?
Palpatine- We'll use color names. Who wants to be pink?
generic guard 28- Can't we invent new letters?
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 05:00 AM

Generic Guard Orange- Sir, we're being hailed...

Palpatine- Put him on... oh crap... its...

Darth Vader- YO YO YO!!! It be my hommie...
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 07:25 PM

Palpatine - leave me. clear the room.
Generic Guard Mauve - yes sir.
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 08:59 PM

Generic Guard #3 "Fuck. I'm dead."
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 11:10 PM

Generic Guard Pink- Fuck! We shall make our oun nation.
Generic Guard Blue: Listen to me! We shall form the communist nation of GENERICGUARDLAND!
Pink- Damn it! He has a nice color.
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