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Why it would kickarse to be Warren the angel dude from xmen

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Posted 26 May 2006 - 10:15 PM

Why it would kickarse to be Warren:
*You can fly high up in the sky...
*when you climax you can speard out your wings to make it glorious moment
*chicks will pay $10 just to fly them around, and even wait in lines
*not to mension that you can fly to any country free of charge

Why it would NOT kickarse to be Warren:
*You'll always remain topless, it's annoying to wear stuff as you've those wings attached up your ass, seriously
*the only comfortable way is to sleep on your front side
*in bed you're always on-top, missing wild-wild rides
*you'll have the hardest time cleaning your wings up if some fucker spilled wine on them
*You better stay away from horny pigeons!
*while flying over the U.S. they'll start attacking you thinking that you're terrorist aircraft
*Your girlfriend will ask for a feather instead of chocolate on Valentine Day!
*not to mension that some assholes will start pulling out your feathers to clean up their asses
*you always smell like a chicken-ass no matter what you do
*desperate girls WILL try to seduce you with some bird seeds
*Bird flu! stay away from me!
*let's face it, you're just a big cuckoo

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 06:04 PM

QUOTE (invalid @ May 26 2006, 07:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why it would NOT kickarse to be Warren:
*You'll always remain topless, it's annoying to wear stuff as you've those wings attached up your ass, seriously


You do know you could just cut holes in your shirt.
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Posted 28 May 2006 - 07:39 PM

QUOTE (Cobnat @ May 28 2006, 06:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You do know you could just cut holes in your shirt.

WOW! somebody is alive!

well, 'holes' won't work, large wings..
you've to ruin the whole shirt for that

thnx for replying tongue.gif
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Posted 29 May 2006 - 12:41 AM

QUOTE (invalid @ May 28 2006, 04:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
WOW! somebody is alive!

well, 'holes' won't work, large wings..
you've to ruin the whole shirt for that

thnx for replying tongue.gif


Yeah, so you cut big holes, Im pretty sure when Warren rescued his dad, he had a shirt on.
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Posted 29 May 2006 - 08:46 AM

QUOTE (Cobnat @ May 29 2006, 12:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
rescued his dad.

I hope to see yahzee again someday..
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Posted 29 May 2006 - 01:20 PM

Woah, back up -- Yahtzee is your dad?
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Posted 29 May 2006 - 07:56 PM

I assumed he was saying he wanted to see Yahtzee again so he'd remove the plot spoiler.
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Posted 05 June 2006 - 08:02 PM

QUOTE (SimeSublime @ May 29 2006, 04:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I assumed he was saying he wanted to see Yahtzee again so he'd remove the plot spoiler.


Oh come on, he rescued his dad, it takes 10 seconds of the movie, it has NOTHING, infact NOTHING to do with the actual plot of the movie, its just a shitty litte act the movie makers put together to make it seem like they did something.
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Posted 10 June 2006 - 06:29 PM

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