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Right, so I'm quite sure that everyone wouldn't mind robotic legs and crazy stuff like that. But if you could soup up a bit of you with useful robot gadgets, what would you get, and perhaps even why...
I'm thinking a robotic hand, fairly generic, with a lighter installed in a finger. This is because I never have any lighters on me, and its quite frustrating. As another quick aside, I'd also quite like ear-implant headphones with an input jack in my side. Save buying headphones, see?
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Posted 04 June 2006 - 07:27 AM
I recently brought a flying X Ufo toy does that count?
It might have to go back due to problems with the controls. What I am looking for next is a lithium polymer battery to go with it.
It might have to go back due to problems with the controls. What I am looking for next is a lithium polymer battery to go with it.
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Posted 04 June 2006 - 09:37 AM
taking the lighter-in-the-finger a step further, it would be pretty sweet to be able to shoot fire with your fingers. out of one hand. and the other hand could shoot out a grappling hook. and I would find it useful to see the internet on the inside of my glasses.
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Posted 04 June 2006 - 10:33 AM
Why use glasses? Bionic eyes are the way. Add zoom, light amplification, IR/UV sight etc. And get them in a neat colour to boot!
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Posted 04 June 2006 - 10:40 AM
Like red. Red-internet-seeing eyes with other stuff like that.
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Posted 04 June 2006 - 10:45 AM
Yes! Bionic eyes with all the bells and whistles! And a jack in my head that allows me to upload any information I want directly to my memory!
Otal: Or purple. I've always thought purple eyes to be unspeakably awesome.
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Posted 04 June 2006 - 11:14 AM
You could just put your brain in a robot body. You'd have X-Ray vision and the strength of 5 gorillas. Or you could trade the X-Ray vision in for a cloaking device. But you'd only be 5 feet tall.
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Posted 04 June 2006 - 12:32 PM
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Posted 04 June 2006 - 04:13 PM
I keep forgetting about the mind-implant computers with contact lens monitors. Yeah, whack me down for one of them too.
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Posted 05 June 2006 - 12:02 AM
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Posted 05 June 2006 - 12:03 AM
Well, they're more useful then laser-guided chainsaws.
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Posted 06 June 2006 - 05:59 AM
Yep, a bionic wang would be pretty sweet.
I would get compartments. Some place that'll hold my keys, cell phone, wallet, and the such. Maybe have them springloaded for extra badassitude. Because damnit, having too much shit in your jeans pockets is uncomfortable and I've yet to find a pair of cargo pants that look decent on me.
I would get compartments. Some place that'll hold my keys, cell phone, wallet, and the such. Maybe have them springloaded for extra badassitude. Because damnit, having too much shit in your jeans pockets is uncomfortable and I've yet to find a pair of cargo pants that look decent on me.
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Posted 06 June 2006 - 08:07 AM
For a moment, I thought you were after compartments in a bionic wang... which'd be quite embaressing when you went to get your wallet out...
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