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After Palpatine finished taking with Vader, he got on his hands and knees and begged for mercy and forgiveness in front of a huge holographic projection of Chuck Norris for leading Vader on to think he was Luke's father. Chuck Norris is the father of all, and after a "Walker, Texas Ranger" groupie used her hand on his Norris, his space seed journeyed across space and back in time to a galaxy far far away to hit Shmi Skywalker 'you know where' setting the events as we know them in motion. Palpatine begged for forgiveness for stealing the entire midiclorians arguement for himself, but it was all for naught.....
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Anakin's No Chuck Norris Chuck Norris left fist is a Jedi, the right one a Sith
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Posted 10 May 2006 - 09:30 PM
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Posted 13 May 2006 - 03:37 PM
Anakin wasn't seduced to the dark side...he was round house kicked into it by Chuck...
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Posted 01 June 2006 - 07:17 PM
GL went Chuck Norris with his saga.
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Posted 02 June 2006 - 09:54 AM
"There is no chin behind Chuck Norris beard, just another fist"
"The grass is not greener on Chuck Norris side of the fence, it's scorched and covered with the bones of his enemies"
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"Han Solo didn't shoot Greedo, Chuck Norris round kicked him so fast it looked like a laser blast"
"The grass is not greener on Chuck Norris side of the fence, it's scorched and covered with the bones of his enemies"
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"Han Solo didn't shoot Greedo, Chuck Norris round kicked him so fast it looked like a laser blast"
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Posted 02 June 2006 - 10:01 AM
Hahaha!!!
(I know I posted the Ultimate Showdown link, but...)
What's with all of the Chuck Norris love nowadays? When Texas Ranger was out, it was so ripped on. So weird how things change. Maybe everyone will love the prequels one day.
LOL!!!! (Oh, can't catch my breath..)
(I know I posted the Ultimate Showdown link, but...)
What's with all of the Chuck Norris love nowadays? When Texas Ranger was out, it was so ripped on. So weird how things change. Maybe everyone will love the prequels one day.
LOL!!!! (Oh, can't catch my breath..)
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Battle for the Galaxy--read the "other Star Wars"
All I know is I haven't seen the real prequels yet.
Battle for the Galaxy--read the "other Star Wars"
All I know is I haven't seen the real prequels yet.
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Posted 02 June 2006 - 11:15 AM
In the middle ages, they went Chuck Norris on your ass.
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Posted 02 June 2006 - 03:55 PM
QUOTE (CowboyCurtis @ Jun 2 2006, 11:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hahaha!!!
(I know I posted the Ultimate Showdown link, but...)
What's with all of the Chuck Norris love nowadays? When Texas Ranger was out, it was so ripped on. So weird how things change. Maybe everyone will love the prequels one day.
LOL!!!! (Oh, can't catch my breath..)
(I know I posted the Ultimate Showdown link, but...)
What's with all of the Chuck Norris love nowadays? When Texas Ranger was out, it was so ripped on. So weird how things change. Maybe everyone will love the prequels one day.
LOL!!!! (Oh, can't catch my breath..)
I don't think its for 'love' of Chuck Norris, these posts have taken the place of 'Your Mama' back and forth banter.
Chuck Norris never sniffed cocaine, because its too weak as far as he's concerned, cocaine however, attempted to sniff Chuck Norris, passed out, and the paramedics had to be called.....
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Posted 03 June 2006 - 12:43 AM
QUOTE (Darth Player @ Jun 2 2006, 03:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't think its for 'love' of Chuck Norris, these posts have taken the place of 'Your Mama' back and forth banter.
Chuck Norris never sniffed cocaine, because its too weak as far as he's concerned, cocaine however, attempted to sniff Chuck Norris, passed out, and the paramedics had to be called.....
Chuck Norris never sniffed cocaine, because its too weak as far as he's concerned, cocaine however, attempted to sniff Chuck Norris, passed out, and the paramedics had to be called.....
Your Mama!!
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Posted 01 July 2006 - 05:42 PM
Want a Tarot reading?
PM me, we'll talk.
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